That's within the ball park of as good as it gets.
Thanks for this island of cute happiness among all the doom and gloom. This is nice.
Wholesome af
Is she just being nice or what's the deal?
Genuine question
Tbh, She's probably from Canada and just bring polite.
She probably likes him, unlike most 4chan stories this seems like a date that both parties agreed to.
It still could be fake and gay?
Fake? Possibly. Gay? Absolutely
So if that's the happiest moment of his in the last decade, he probably didn't end up with her. Ouch.
either that or he posted it on the same day it happened
What about you?
I had some surprisingly amazing grilled brined tofu on a bed of mashed peas in 2014. Most surprising because I hate tofu and peas.
Do have the recipe by any chance?
No, this was a restaurant meal. I did try to replicate it once in my own kitchen, but I don't remember exactly what I did and it wasn't very good anyway.
Aww too bad.
She rubs my hand between hers, and sets it on her lap
My expectation when I was reading this:
"She rubs my hand between hers, and sets it on fire"
Probably due to the formatting in anon's greentext.
Holy cow. I have that image
Cherish that memory Anon!
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