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[-] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 162 points 11 months ago

Many people are saying it.

[-] yemmly@lemmy.world 85 points 11 months ago

I’m hearing…many people…many of the top people who know about these things…are saying…very strongly…so I don’t know, but we’ll be looking into it very soon.

[-] twei@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 11 months ago

🙏👐☝️☝️🤌💅🤲

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[-] bamboo 41 points 11 months ago

and he hasn't denied it

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 159 points 11 months ago
[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 41 points 11 months ago

Hooooooly shit this is a good one

[-] amio@kbin.run 132 points 11 months ago

"Honestly one of the dirtiest things-"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAH. HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA *gasp* HAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry.

[-] Seraph@fedia.io 30 points 11 months ago

What? He doesn't pay very good attention to politics, you can't blame him!

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 119 points 11 months ago
[-] Badabinski@kbin.earth 14 points 11 months ago

We're truly living through peak politics. This made me ugly snort like the guy in this video: https://youtu.be/h232bilq8eQ

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[-] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 70 points 11 months ago

Their crocodile tears just make them look more like the children they detest every day.

Sidenote: the phrase "your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" is getting overused, but like.... It's just so fitting how can you not use it.

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[-] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago

Remember the terrorist fist jab? The tan suit fiasco. Obamacare death panels. The pedophile Pizza gate conspiracy?

And they're upset about being called weird couch lovers?

[-] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 11 months ago

Hey, I love couches, they fuck them.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 58 points 11 months ago
[-] _bcron@midwest.social 23 points 11 months ago

... Somebody needs to take this image and make it the background for a JD Vance Linux distro. That shit would be even more of a meme than Hannah Montana

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago

I'm stealing this. I've been posting a JD couch or dolphin meme on my Mastodon every day and plan on continuing to do so for the foreseeable future. This is definitely going into the queue.

[-] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 months ago

I have to make a confession, my brain immediately parsed this image as a Linus tech tips thumbnail.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago

Matt Walsh: "This is honestly one of the dirtest things I've ever seen in politics"

Also Matt Walsh: Insert the movie Lady Ballers here

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

"Now watch as I abuse my pregnant wife because I'm a 30-something babydick"

[-] DarkDecay@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago

Thoughts and prayers for couch fucker vance and convicted felon trump

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago

Sending TikTok thots and playas.

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[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

I saw a picture of what he looked like without the beard and eyeliner, and I'm 100% for making fun of his beard til he shaves it like Henry Zebowski in Crashing.

It's completely the wrong move to shave it. But he could easily be talked into it

[-] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 17 points 11 months ago

How... how do you talk someone you've never met into shaving his beard?

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 11 months ago

If it's a MAGAt just tell him it's weird.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 18 points 11 months ago

woke

yknow how hipsters are woke? yeah? well do you know a hipster that DOESNT have a beard?!?

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Call it weird for a week or two would probably be enough.

If not, we can just call him a wanna be Ted Cruz and that'll probably push him over the edge to differentiate

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

Oh Matt Walsh is angry? Good. Spreading lies not ok anymore loser?

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Calling a guy weird for something we can all see a desperate, horny, sexually-repressed midwestern teenager actually trying just isn't comparable to questioning the rightfully elected president's citizenship because his race makes you uncomfortable.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Memes are fair play.

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 24 points 11 months ago

Fuck your ~~feelings~~ couch.

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[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

They're so enraged that it is catching on, you love to see it.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

So they don't condone lying? Fooled me.

[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

"one of the dirtiest things ..."

It's just a joke, bruh. No reason to get weird about it, can't you take a joke or something?

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Bruh your candidate is on video bragging about how he rapes women and gets away with it because he is famous

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

The party of buttery males can’t handle a bit of sectional humour.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Couch memes are fine, but I still don't understand why we're ignoring his dolphin fetish.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

I mean we're just asking questions here. It would be very simple for him to unambiguously disavow his couch and dolphin fetish, so by choosing to stay silent it seems as if he is choosing to let us work from our own assumptions.

[-] sapphiria 10 points 11 months ago

I'm out of the loop, what's the deal with dolphins?

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[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

The couch one is so much more believable that it sticks better. Like they're trying to push that Tim walz drinks horse cum but it's so stupid it hasn't spread much. Now if they targeted vaush with that rumor...

[-] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The couch one is so much more believable that it sticks better.

The irony is that the dolphin thing isn't entirely fictional.

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[-] Lauchs@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

What kind of campaign is mean about their opponents?!?

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago

unfortunately, while i can't stand hasan for being an absolutely insufferable human, he does make a good point here (mostly) ignoring the technicalities (mostly just not being 100% accurate, which, who cares lmao)

republicans are finally getting a taste of their own medicine, and they do not like it.

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
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