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Many people are saying it.
I’m hearing…many people…many of the top people who know about these things…are saying…very strongly…so I don’t know, but we’ll be looking into it very soon.
and he hasn't denied it
The best people.
Hooooooly shit this is a good one
"Honestly one of the dirtiest things-"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAH. HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA *gasp* HAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA.
Sorry.
What? He doesn't pay very good attention to politics, you can't blame him!
We're truly living through peak politics. This made me ugly snort like the guy in this video: https://youtu.be/h232bilq8eQ
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Their crocodile tears just make them look more like the children they detest every day.
Sidenote: the phrase "your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" is getting overused, but like.... It's just so fitting how can you not use it.
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Remember the terrorist fist jab? The tan suit fiasco. Obamacare death panels. The pedophile Pizza gate conspiracy?
And they're upset about being called weird couch lovers?
Hey, I love couches, they fuck them.
... Somebody needs to take this image and make it the background for a JD Vance Linux distro. That shit would be even more of a meme than Hannah Montana
I'm stealing this. I've been posting a JD couch or dolphin meme on my Mastodon every day and plan on continuing to do so for the foreseeable future. This is definitely going into the queue.
I have to make a confession, my brain immediately parsed this image as a Linus tech tips thumbnail.
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Matt Walsh: "This is honestly one of the dirtest things I've ever seen in politics"
Also Matt Walsh: Insert the movie Lady Ballers here
"Now watch as I abuse my pregnant wife because I'm a 30-something babydick"
Thoughts and prayers for couch fucker vance and convicted felon trump
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I saw a picture of what he looked like without the beard and eyeliner, and I'm 100% for making fun of his beard til he shaves it like Henry Zebowski in Crashing.
It's completely the wrong move to shave it. But he could easily be talked into it
How... how do you talk someone you've never met into shaving his beard?
If it's a MAGAt just tell him it's weird.
woke
yknow how hipsters are woke? yeah? well do you know a hipster that DOESNT have a beard?!?
Call it weird for a week or two would probably be enough.
If not, we can just call him a wanna be Ted Cruz and that'll probably push him over the edge to differentiate
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Oh Matt Walsh is angry? Good. Spreading lies not ok anymore loser?
Fuck your feelings
Sound familiar?
Calling a guy weird for something we can all see a desperate, horny, sexually-repressed midwestern teenager actually trying just isn't comparable to questioning the rightfully elected president's citizenship because his race makes you uncomfortable.
Memes are fair play.
They're so enraged that it is catching on, you love to see it.
So they don't condone lying? Fooled me.
Someone told me once never trust the words that come before the "but" or after "honestly" and i don't know where they heard it from but i have found it to be almost a universally true and useful trick.
Someone told me once never trust the words that come before the "but" or after "honestly" and i don't know where they heard it from...
Honestly, I don't trust this part of your statement.
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Who throws a shoe? Honestly?
Good rule of thumb. Occasionally it doesn't work but usually it's on point.
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"one of the dirtiest things ..."
It's just a joke, bruh. No reason to get weird about it, can't you take a joke or something?
Bruh your candidate is on video bragging about how he rapes women and gets away with it because he is famous
The party of buttery males can’t handle a bit of sectional humour.
Couch memes are fine, but I still don't understand why we're ignoring his dolphin fetish.
I mean we're just asking questions here. It would be very simple for him to unambiguously disavow his couch and dolphin fetish, so by choosing to stay silent it seems as if he is choosing to let us work from our own assumptions.
The couch one is so much more believable that it sticks better. Like they're trying to push that Tim walz drinks horse cum but it's so stupid it hasn't spread much. Now if they targeted vaush with that rumor...
The couch one is so much more believable that it sticks better.
The irony is that the dolphin thing isn't entirely fictional.
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What kind of campaign is mean about their opponents?!?
unfortunately, while i can't stand hasan for being an absolutely insufferable human, he does make a good point here (mostly) ignoring the technicalities (mostly just not being 100% accurate, which, who cares lmao)
republicans are finally getting a taste of their own medicine, and they do not like it.
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