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[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 227 points 7 months ago

Khaleesi, 6, a passport was denied — with officials telling her she needed Warner Brothers’ approval because it owns the name’s trademark.

Typical capitalist brain rot.

Shouldn't they also use the same bullshit excuse when issuing an ID card? At least make the dumb rules consistent.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 7 months ago

By this logic, everyone named Mickey should be paying Disney a royalty...

Wait shit retract delete delete DISNEY I DID JOT SAY ANYTHING DONT GET ANY FUCKING IDEAS NOW.

[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 21 points 7 months ago

Mickey is a real name, though. It wasn't invented by Disney.

Not that their lawyers would care lmao

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago

The Passport Office reportedly later called Lucy to apologize for the error.

They screwed up, and have admitted they screwed up. Did nobody read the article?

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

I got half way before the pop-ups became too much.

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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Does the WB even own that trademark? You have to manually apply for each one. Also, trademarks are specific to commercial operations and two companies are allowed to share if they aren't in the same business. I don't think trademark laws even apply here.

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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 148 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The idiocy of naming your kid Khaleesi aside, the UK just decided that a corporation can own your name and prevent you from enjoying the rights of your citizenship.

That's pretty fucked.

Edit - Apparently they did backtrack. But it's still amazing that anyone even thought that was a thing.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

Khaleesi is a nice name aside from the fact that I think it's a title...

Khaleesi is a title, not a name. In the fictional world of "Game of Thrones," it means "queen" in the Dothraki language and is given to the wife of a Khal, the leader of a Dothraki tribe. The character Daenerys Targaryen is often referred to as Khaleesi. - chat gpt

Ya... It's a title.

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago

I've had students named Happy, Classic, Diamonds, Epiphany, Scorpio, you name it. I wouldn't even cock my head to the side with a Khaleesi on my roll sheet at this point.

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[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 19 points 7 months ago

The idiocy of naming your kid Khaleesi aside

It's nice sounding as a name though, I wouldn't be in a rush to condemn someone for it. Now when it's the 5th "unique" spelling of Madison that starts to get a little ridiculous.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago

The Passport Office reportedly later called Lucy to apologize for the error.

No, they can't. That's not how copyright works. Read the damn article.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

But how can I be outraged then?

I am glad to hear they're not officially taking corporate feudalism for a ride.

[-] Dashmezzo@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It seems that there is only two restrictions in the UK on naming a child at birth. That is that it must fit on a single line on the birth certificate and not contain numeric characters except things like ii to refer to the second.

If you want to change your name later in life there is a lot of restrictions but as far as I know copyright enforcement is still not one. You can find a list here if you are interested.

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[-] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 80 points 7 months ago

So, they passport office is concerned that WB won't approve? ffs.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago

Right? Like did she have to ask WB for permission to name her kid Khaleesi? Of course not! It's a kid's name not a spin off series lol

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[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 72 points 7 months ago

The Passport Office reportedly later called Lucy to apologize for the error. While officials said they’d now be able to process little Khaleesi’s passport, Lucy said she believes the problem was only solved because she complained on social media.

Sounds like the passport office didn't understand how trademark works.

[-] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 28 points 7 months ago

Doubt the "whole office" was even involved. More likely it was one incompetent employee. We've all been there. It depends on who answers your call as to what answer you get.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Yup. This is the boring but likely true response. You get the one Gareth/Dwight who remembers that memo about not using trademarks in marketing materials and decides they know how this all works and that the rights of Warner Brothers have to be respected before putting their intellectual property on a published document. "Just get the appropriate permission on corporate letterhead and notarized, and this will all be fine."

Social media is one way to fix it, but I tend to think a couple of layers of escalation would have worked as well, if a bit more slowly.

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[-] woelkchen@lemmy.world 62 points 7 months ago

“I never thought you could trademark a name,” she added.

I hope my son Marvel's The Amazing Spider-Man is not going to get in trouble.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 7 months ago

If not, he can hang in trademark prison with Chalupa Batman.

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[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 50 points 7 months ago

This is their fault for not checking the username db first. Should've tried xXx_khaleesi_xXx instead

[-] mlg@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

omw to change my name to ' AND id IS NULL; --

[-] excral@feddit.org 11 points 7 months ago
[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 43 points 7 months ago

the initial application to get her daughter, Khaleesi, 6, a passport was denied — with officials telling her she needed Warner Brothers’ approval because it owns the name’s trademark.

This is a lot dumber than I thought. Yes, Khaleesi is a stupid name but it is their official name on government papers. They're seriously telling her "your daughter can't use her legal name without permission from Warner Brothers"?

[-] Viper_NZ@lemmy.nz 21 points 7 months ago

God help anyone with the last name McDonald!

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[-] weariedfae@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago

As the article states this is bullshit and who knows what the person who denied her passport was thinking.

I've met someone whose legal name was Pepsi and she was able to get regular government documents without contacting PepsiCo.

It's unfortunate this mom had to go to a lawyer for this crap.

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[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago

I don't understand why the Passport Office would have even looked.

[-] el_abuelo@programming.dev 33 points 7 months ago

People in this thread frothing at the mouth because it's a title, not a name, must have forgotten about Caesar. And that it doesn't matter - people call their kids all kinds of weird shit.

[-] noli@lemmy.zip 15 points 7 months ago

You mean Gaius Julius Caesar? Caesar was his last name, aka family name.

[-] cjk@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 7 months ago

His family name was Julius (because he was from the family of the Iulii). Caesar was a title and since Augustus became part of the name when the position was taken up.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Caesar was a title

Caesar became a title after the collapse of the Republic, largely because the Augustine line carried it forward as proof of legitimacy. There was no position of "Caeser" within the Roman Republic, just a family name dating back to Julius Caeser's great-grandfather.

[-] Taalen@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Well, technically both Julius and Caesar were his last names, Caesar was an extra name of unknown origin in his family branch. Since him it became a title.

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[-] Xenny@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What's wrong with passport offices? Here in the states I tried to get my passport in my teen years. I filled all the paperwork paid for it and everything when it came time to get the passport they were just like"you don't exist your social security number isn't real" and that's b******* since my mom had been literally filing taxes with that number as a dependent my entire life. The passport office said tough s*** fax me all your ID information maybe we can do something. So I literally hooked up a fax machine in 2014 and sent everything off but still nothing.

Tl;Dr US passport office told me I'm not a person and took my money anyway.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

A. Call your Congress critter. Part of their job is tracking stuff like this down.

B. Go check with SSA immediately. That can be a big problem later.

[-] APassenger@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

This is what congress people are for.

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[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

In case anyone else wanted to save a click, daughters name is Khaleesi and it was denied because “Warner brothers trademark”

[-] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 7 months ago

The people involved with this bullshit should be sacked. Typical power-tripping idiots.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago

Can't see anything wrong with calling your child after your favorite character

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

Well, for starters the character's name isn't even Khaleesi.

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[-] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

I'm just glad the parents named her that before the last season of GOT released.

Otherwise it would be even more concerning.

[-] ArghlBarghlFooFera@feddit.org 19 points 7 months ago

Khaleesi

I fully expected her to be named "Reek".

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

Hodor was my bet

[-] cornshark@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

This doesn't make any sense. UPS has trademarked the colour brown, yet I've known people with the last name Brown who have been able to get passports.

[-] hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

I feel like Game of Thrones could have had Harry Potter levels of cultural staying power if they didn't completely fuck the ending.

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[-] DMBFFF@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

1a. Folks, before you name your children, don't make it easy for the big corporations to sue you. Those who "own" (i.e. use the government to suppress your right to free speech) a conlang, be it Dothraki, Klingon, or Tolkien's language care far more about profit than culture.

2b. wp:Dothraki language

In 2012, 146 newborn girls in the United States were named "Khaleesi", the Dothraki term for the wife of a khal or ruler, and the title adopted in the series by Daenerys Targaryen.[3]

3c. wt:kalisi

Noun

kalisi (n class, plural kalisi)

Alternative form of kalisiamu

wt:kalisiamu:Swahili

Etymology

Borrowed from English calcium.

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago

Folks, before you name your children, don’t make it easy for the big corporations to sue you. Those who “own” (i.e. use the government to suppress your right to free speech) a conlang, be it Dothraki, Klingon, or Tolkien’s language care far more about profit than culture.

Fuck that. My kids have what most people would consider fairly common names, but I'll name them what I damn well please, and the very last thing I'm going to give a shit about is what some corpo thinks of it.

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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

is there a court precedent for this? definitely not first child to be named after trademarked word

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Weren't a lot of kids name that when that show came out?

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