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[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 164 points 10 months ago

too much carbonation. they'd notice. I think the true play is to fill it with soy sauce, so that you can casually take a sip during meetings to freak people out.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 75 points 10 months ago

Cold brew might work and look better

[-] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

This guy fucks.

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Okay. Flat Coke/Pepsi it is then.

[-] shy_mia 15 points 10 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Gross. Who sips coffee?

You should fill a Starbucks cup with soy sauce and sip that.

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[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

It’s even better because you can offer them a sip. Then they too can understand the greatest thirst quencher

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

CaN yoU TaSTe ThE eLecTRolYteS??

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[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago

you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 81 points 10 months ago

I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.

[-] LazerFX@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Roughly translated:

We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.

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[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago
[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Is it bad that I would unironically eat that if they added ranch seasoning?

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[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Same, with soy sauce in a diet coke bottle.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Directed by M Night Hellman

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 19 points 10 months ago

My father used to open cat food tins from the bottom clean the cat food out after it had been used and then fill the rest with chocolate mousse and reseal the bottom of the can. Then open the top of the cat food can, stick in his spoon and start to eat it.

He did this 20 odd years ago and is still famous for it all these years later.

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[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 17 points 10 months ago

The better office prank is to fill condoms with yogurt for DIY gogurt.

[-] Sparky 9 points 10 months ago

Jeez that's unhinged.... I love it!

[-] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Oh god.... 😳🫨😰

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Windex and gatorade, squirt it into your mouth.

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[-] muse 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There's an urban legend about animators at Pixar pranking Listerine executives while making a commercial. They filled one of the bottles with apple juice and made $20 bets to drink it. Supposedly one of the reps watching it being chugged went running for the bathroom to throw up.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago
[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago

The original version is amber colored like ~~urine~~ apple juice.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 10 months ago

Oh I've never seen that. Wonder if they changed it to make it look less palatable.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

No, I think it’s because blue is associated with cooling. The blue is mint flavored, the yellow very much isnt

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[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Listerine execs were two steps ahead and replaced the apple juice with urine.

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[-] Trafficone@slrpnk.net 44 points 10 months ago

A drink company in Japan came out with a drink called 'nanchatte orenji' which looked a lot like soy sauce.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

The real twist would be if it also tasted like soy sauce.

[-] SecretSauces@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

"It's almost as if I'm actually drinking soy sauce!"

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[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 25 points 10 months ago

Having mistakenly bought three bulk containers of soy sauce from Costco over a two year period, looking forward to having this problem.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

How exactly does this kind of mistake occur multiple times over years?

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[-] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

I'm a Dr. Pepper man myself, but I like the cut of your jib.

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[-] AceSLS@ani.social 22 points 10 months ago

This will make you look weird at most

Sterilize a bleach bottle or some other very unsafe to drink container and use that as your water bottle instead for the real chaos

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

After you're done, wash your soap.

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 13 points 10 months ago

And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning?

[-] shy_mia 6 points 10 months ago

To be fair, your insides will be clean. So clean there'll be nothing left.

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[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

I think you mean decontaminate, as bleach itself is a very common sterilizing agent.

Toilet bowl cleaner would be a good idea since it has a twist top

[-] AceSLS@ani.social 5 points 10 months ago

Yeah, you're probably right. Didn't know the proper english term. Thanks for correcting me

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Tell them you are preventing covid.

[-] SoftScotch@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Soy sauce in the coffee pot. Surprise!

[-] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Oh, you must be fun at parties...

Fuck with me brew, ya getting the hands real fast.

💢🥊😤🥊💢

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

You’re on to something… cold brew black coffee in the soy sauce bottle!

[-] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Y'all crazy ITT

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

I brought a used bottle of vegetable oil as my drinking bottle to an event. What I didn't consider was that the bottle resembled a vodka bottle, so while I was taking sips of it and thought it was funny, people just thought I was a raging alcoholic.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 months ago

No no no, you fill it with syrup.

[-] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 4 points 10 months ago

Savory pancakes 👀

[-] esc27@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Blue Powerade in a Windex bottle...

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