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[-] Daxter101 77 points 8 months ago

I also have always wanted to sleep in a huge dog bed but, unfortunately

Summer

I'm already suffering the tyranny of sweating all my liquids out twice a night, this would add a whole extra dimension of heat (pun not intended)

[-] tryitout@infosec.pub 39 points 8 months ago

OK so what we have here is a winter dog bed summer hammock situation.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

If you’re not doing it already, use fans to move the air around your room. The moving air will help remove heat from your body, effectively making you feel cooler. This is done through what’s called convection.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

... Did you actually recommend fans to people who get hot like it's a secret? Is this some old British TV sketch about sheep growing fucking wool or vegetables coming right out the fucking ground lol?

[-] ericatty@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

Another reply acting like this is a dumb thing to remind people. Maybe I'm dumb too.

But we used to have a fan that blew air across the bed. Husband loved it, I hated the feeling of air moving across me and would be buried under blankets to avoid it.

After a medical procedure he was sleeping in a recliner for a few weeks while he healed.

I adjusted the fan and ceiling fan so they move air around the whole room, just not directly across the bed. I can sleep without barriers for air tickles, we get the white noise benefit, and the room feela cooler. It works for him too this way when he's in there and keeps him cool enough (I've asked)

Before that I had just assumed you had to be directly in front of a fan to get the benefits, especially when it's too hot outside for the AC to work effectively.

[-] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 64 points 8 months ago

Trying getting out of that in your 50s with arthritis setting in. Oof.

[-] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 56 points 8 months ago
[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago
[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 26 points 8 months ago

You want this

But you can upgrade to this

[-] tjsauce@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Damn i had that sandbox, core memory playing with Pohatu

[-] Cypher@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Why do you need to ruin my night like this.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Can I take it back 😬

Think of happy turtles

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago

Put the cushioned edges on a hinge so you can push them out of the way like a door-pillow

[-] Muscar@discuss.online 2 points 8 months ago

Please explain how you picture that would work. How would you be able to push them while that not happening as you tried to lay down on them?

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 52 points 8 months ago

Why stop there? I hear they’ll give you an entire padded room if you ask correctly.

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 44 points 8 months ago

I pretty much exclusively sleep with one of my feet sticking out uncovered over the edge of the mattress. Without the warm foot/chilly foot combo, I'd just feel uncomfortable in this bed.

[-] asterfield@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

That is a bold lifestyle choice to announce to the world

[-] zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 months ago

This is extremely standard

[-] Muscar@discuss.online 4 points 8 months ago

I don't see the problem. The ring isn't solid, it's like a pillow all around so it wouldn't hinder you from that. There would only be a small height difference with the weight of your leg on the soft ring, even seems like it could be even better than a normal bed.

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Even if it squished most of the way down, I'd still have my leg uncomfortably raised. But I also use a pillow that's so thin that it barely lifts my head higher than the mattress at all, so maybe I'm just unnaturally well-suited to the flat slab bed shape.

[-] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

I just throw my leg over the bed's wall. Works fine

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago

As a tall person, they would never make this in my size

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I concur. My current bed is 15cm longer than standard because otherwise my feet end up hanging over the edge

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago

Other tall people would, if it was really that big of a problem

[-] Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 8 months ago

Tell me you're not tall without telling me you're not tall.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

That would be awful. A new neck cramp every day.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 8 months ago

And pale puddle of sweat from my wife. We need airflow to sleep well.

[-] PDFuego@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

I was just talking about something like this with my gf last week. I want a big bed with upturned edges (but still big enough to stretch out fully on the flat part) that I can fill with extra cushions and blankets. The image in my head was a bit nicer than a giant dog bed though...

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago
[-] PDFuego@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

No not that extreme. I don't want a bed with walls, just slightly upturned edges. More like a big dinner plate than a crib.

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I love the idea of a dinner plate bed.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Body pillow retaining walls.

[-] LordGimp@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I remember something like this with a friend's water bed. It was mostly a normal king size bed setup but the rim of the bed had a 3 or 4 inch wide padded lip. It all came out to level when the bed was made but the effect as you got on the bed was sinking down a little past the lip, so even if you were on the edge you were still sort of cupped into the mattress instead of being able to easily roll out.

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[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

Who's a good girl?!? Want to go outside?

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago
[-] FancyLad@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I was going to post this but you are smarter and more clever. Doggy doggy... What now?

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

This would be appealing if it wasn't so damn hot right now.

[-] bookcrawler@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Their x-large looks impossible for two people to comfortably fit, even in their advertising. Also how wide are the bolsters along the edges? How would a 5'9" person even be able to sleep in the standard? My knees would kill if I had to suspend my legs by my feet in order to lay on my back.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 months ago

Yeah, sadly these look like they're for average height women at most. As a 6' man, I'm disappointed.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago
[-] shasta@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

What I'm hearing is everyone here would be immediately happier if they could afford to sew together a few body pillows. If only there was a simple solution to this dilemma...

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 9 points 8 months ago

In theory? Hell yeah furry bed.

In practice?

Any bed that restricts where I can position my legs is an instant no.

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Stuffed bald eagle nest. 3 m wide.

[-] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I have no greater ambition. Always be well rested. Most stress I feel is once a year on the 4th. Get super hyped about running around at the park with friends.

This should be what life's about. Robot overlords if you can hear me, skip all that matrix shit just get us bowls with our names on it.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago
[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

Would kinda suck for a hot place though

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

Angling your head that much will just give you back pain...

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