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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 137 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah I definitely would have been curious.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 83 points 1 year ago

You gotta be sure, you know? Does it actually shock you? How bad does it hurt? Cant be too dangerous, right? Maybe you'll even like it, you won't know for sure unless you hit the button.

Also: does it only work once?

[-] TealTallMachine@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Also, can i get used to it after 4-5 more times?

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Can I build up an immunity to electrocution?

[-] Ferris@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Another fool taken by the iocane myth!

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 33 points 1 year ago

How could you choose avoiding a little pain over understanding a magic lightning machine?

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Then, a few minutes later, you start to wonder again.

[-] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

It's not like they were going to apply a shock that would do damage. Fuck it.

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

100% what went through my head when I asked myself if I would also do it.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

I'd love to be judgemental about this, but I'd absolutely be in that 25% of women who did it too.

[-] Shanedino@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

The best part is "at least one". What's the breakdown of more than one shock?

[-] Shanedino@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago
[-] thessnake03@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I'm going to need the graph above that. How many shocked themselves to get aroused?

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Bored people give themselves a bunch of painful shocks and when that isn't enough to feel alive they increase the amperage of the shocks. Really the perfect metaphor of all of us using doomscrolling on social media.

[-] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

If I’m reading this right, the average bored person shocked themselves every 2 minutes?

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[-] kubica@fedia.io 39 points 1 year ago

If I know that I'm in an experiment then I must gather information about the experiment.

[-] Zahtu@feddit.org 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, totally right. Although I would like to know, whether the instructor giving them the 'this button is for shocking yourself' was a woman or a men. Just ensuring not for any Interviewer bias. ...

Anyway, I am recruiting some people for a unique experiment to test something out.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 36 points 1 year ago

I licked a 9 volt from the beeping smoke detector the other day to see if it was dead. Nobody was around to impress and it wasn't for fun, just wanted a quick result.

Would probably shock myself if stuck alone for 15 mins too. Heck, I find those shocking handle games to be hilarious fun.

Note: have ADHD which may or may not be related since I keep forgetting how much getting shocked hurts. Burns leave a mark and are more memorable so I wouldn't touch anything hot for fun.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

"Ow, that was painful. What would happen if I press the button again?"

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 14 points 1 year ago

"Not so bad now that I'm expecting it! Wonder if the third time is even less."

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Can't believe they shocked themselves :o

Meanwhile millenials:

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Trying to figure out what that is.

(In a bad millennial. My mind went to some sort of weird sex toy.)

[-] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 9 points 1 year ago

Gen X here and I didn't know it wasn't a sex toy until I saw your comment.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Looks a bit like some 4-way old fix telephone hub.

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[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We just want to feel something, OK?

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[-] JoseALerma@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

'Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well, that's because he's a guy,

— Once-ler, 2012

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly, I would do it in the first 5 minutes.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago

I'd wait until they're out of the room just to be polite, but that's it

[-] tinyVoltron@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Screw that. I'd shock myself while they explained it just to make sure they weren't lying.

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[-] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would like to see a study done with several groups:

  1. People who read multiple books each year
  2. People who watch lots of video essays
  3. People who listen to podcasts
  4. People who prefer short-form content such as TikTok
  5. Veterans
  6. Educators, such as teachers or professors
  7. Librarians
  8. A control group composed of people who either do not fit into the other categories

I've heard a lot of people claiming some of these groups are better than others of these groups, but I'm rooting for a null result.

[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 19 points 1 year ago

I'm really surprised no one here said they would pull down their pants and start violently jerking off while intently staring at the researchers through the one-way window thing.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 1 year ago

How do you think we got the job?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago

Where is the shock happening? I might be pressing the button a lot if it's to the prostate.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

I need to see a chart of how many times they shocked themselves

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[-] Coasting0942@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago

Girls not curious or just used their knowledge base?

[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Every participant experience the pain once before being put in the room alone with the device, they all know.

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[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Boooring.

Hey...

ZAP.

[-] RandomStickman@kbin.run 6 points 1 year ago
[-] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

Experiment, progress, possibly die

[-] muzzle@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Do you know how many times I've tested the cattle electrified fence just to see what would happen?

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
[-] oo1@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago

Just use the old one hand in the back pocket trick if in doubt. And poke with a dry finger, don't dip your hand in seawater then grab on to the electrode, you'll be fine ; basic mains elec safety precautions.

I wonder if most sparkies are men - I'm not sure i've ever met a woman electrician.

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I've met a few, and they were/are damned good electricians. Quality was A1, as a former electrician.

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