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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 172 points 2 months ago

You recently calculated 34*5+1. Do you want to buy a new washing machine?

[-] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You recently calculated

I don’t know why but this part kills me

[-] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 155 points 2 months ago

It's because of the log function

[-] prex@aussie.zone 35 points 2 months ago
[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

It's was all clearly calculated.

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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 145 points 2 months ago

Something about this just doesn't add up.

[-] 5wim@slrpnk.net 81 points 2 months ago

If only there was a way to get to the root of the problem.

[-] zerofk@lemm.ee 53 points 2 months ago

It will require our undivided attention.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 27 points 2 months ago
[-] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago

Those puns leave a negative impression

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

These puns sure did a number on me

[-] totally_notAcat 16 points 2 months ago

I would like to clear them from my memory.

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I don't know how to access that function.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Just put two and two together and you'll get it.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 122 points 2 months ago

"Continue to use of all the numbers you love!*

Starting August 1st, numbers 9, 7 3, 2 and 0 will only be available to members subscribed to our premium Calc+ tier.

[-] profoundninja@sh.itjust.works 102 points 2 months ago

Please don't log my calculator inputs it's more embarrassing than my browser history is.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago
[-] Zorsith 20 points 2 months ago

Worse, lots of really basic math

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Get a load of this nerd! He calculated 7 x 4

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[-] Sparky 53 points 2 months ago

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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

"=" [locked] Infix subscription required

...

"base ten" [locked] subscription required, reverting to octal

[-] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 44 points 2 months ago

My calc app also has its privacy policy there. It says

OpenCalc does not collect any user data.

[-] sparkle@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

How dare they

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 months ago
[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Open calculator is pretty cool and very pretty. Material theme ofc

[-] territorial@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 months ago
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[-] sol6_vi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Thanks for mentioning and linking Graphene - I was stoked to see the Pixel support. Installing today.

[-] clark@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago

Let me know how it goes! Also recently installed GOS, us newcomers gotta stick together.

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[-] teft@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

They want to monetize any proofs you find.

Now get to work crunching numbers.

[-] Aqarius@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

It's possibly compliance. I know google requires you to have a privacy policy to even publish an app, no matter what.

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[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 25 points 2 months ago

In fairness, I've had to write a privacy policy due to store restrictions. It boiled down to "everything stays on your phone. I don't collect your data, I don't want your data, I don't even have a backend server that could be collecting your data. If you find my app sending telemetry of any kind, please tell me immediately because that should not be happening"

That being said, this doesn't exactly inspire confidence

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[-] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why didn't every privacy concerned people switched to foss already?

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[-] helloyanis@jlai.lu 18 points 2 months ago

I've published a simillar app to the play store (a calculator for keeping track of your stats in a game) and it got denied because it had no privacy policy, and I had to add one. Maybe that's why they need to include it?

[-] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I would believe that but I'm pretty sure this is the default Google calculator. It looks like the same one that's on my Pixel. And when I click on the privacy policy thing it takes me to Google's privacy policy so who knows what the calculator is doing.

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[-] Mwa@thelemmy.club 15 points 2 months ago

material you colors are pretty ugly

Is this even material you it looks like it

[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 14 points 2 months ago

material you colors are pretty ugly

You can actually change this in your settings. You will absolutely be able to find something of your taste. Usually your phone generates a few combinations for you to choose from based on your wallpaper. I do agree that this particular combination in this screenshot is ugly however.

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[-] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 months ago
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[-] bitwolf@lemmy.one 13 points 2 months ago

Gotta love that internet access is implicitly provided in Android now /s

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They want your equations on the off chance you accidentally solve one of the Millenia Prize problems.

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[-] Francisco@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Yes!

My Xiaomi Redmi 11 keeps telling me the Calculator can't use the network (why?) and keeps asking me to accept the privacy policy.

Also the app wallpaper - the one that changes the locked screen background image (important complex stuff /s) - also keeps asking me to accept the privacy policy.

And, as far as my reading of the policy goes, these privacy policies are just the one, it's not a different one for each app.

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[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They are just promising not to share with the government or any private entity that you are the idiot who had to use a calculator to find half of 17, just in case you were worried about someone finding out.

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