cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17661839
Pfft. Uh, stick, obvs.
It ultimately comes down to durability. The sword is clearly cooler, but it will break one day. The perfect stone is forever.
Personal preference.
Except how long could I really restrain myself from trying to skip the stone off of the nearest body of water?
The perfect stick will be forever in my memories.
I thought I knew. Nobody ruined it. Now I'm a stoner. Where am I.
What about paper?
The stick is superior, but the question is which one you take. Take the rock. Use the stick, then leave it in a conspicuous place for the next person to find and enjoy, to maximize the stick value.
If you take a stick and I take a rock, soon I'll have both a stick and a rock.
Only extreme noobs craft wooden swords. You mine stone asap
Wait where am I what is this place omg
Yeah, it's not even close. Has to be the stick.
Stick.
In a duel between 2 people, if both take the rock, both will be hit by rocks. If 1 person has the stick and the other has the rock, one person has a chance, however small, to deflect the rock and hit the unarmed assailant.
If both take the stick, get a camera.
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