[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

kill -15

Terminate normally if possible.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

You don't know why, but you can assemble a gun from it.

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I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007

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Found in the wild in Tennessee

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[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago
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A fun reason to explain to the cop why you're speeding.

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I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated.

So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

"Hey, you flippy bint!"

"I... Uhh, hi?"

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

Usually some derogatory term. Sometimes I go out of the way to find something in another language or old English.

It's not about saying hello. It's about mind games.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

I can fix him

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

Actually, he's just trying to rush home. She already said the magic words.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

As a C++ programmer named Keith, the fuck!?

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

Funding from the Vietcong? Interesting...

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

"None of the Egyptian commandos were killed, but one had their leg blown off."

Passenger, moments before the raid: Hey, does anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme?

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[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

God, my mom just got nailed by one of these this weekend. It's easy for people to be like "how could you be so stupid?" But the people running this shit are so manipulative and demanding, all they need to do is to be forceful and threatening. Protect yourselves and your loved ones, folks.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

No one except the aforementioned motherfucker

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My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

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