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Thanks this was the worst but I laughed.
/me re-reads first sentence.
:: facepalm ::
"She looks like she's in a vegetative state"
But tomatoes are fruits...
Biologically, they're fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they're vegetables.
Nah, tomatoes are fruits.
Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive
Nah, tomatoes are fruits. ๐
I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though
Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.
and some fruits, like tomatoes, are vegetables.
Technically, all edible fruits are vegetables; a vegetable is an edible part of a plant.
/me re-reads almost every sentence, not bad.
Fuck you, thank you
An oldie, but a goodie.
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Honestly better than the giant metal fan greentext imo
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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