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[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago

Nah fuck this army I'm gonna go recruit some immortal ghost soldiers instead. Do whatever you want with these I'm out.

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 64 points 2 years ago

Give each guy two spears. Now you have twice the spears and you didn't even have to find more guys.

Contact me for more tips on defeating dark lords.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Maybe they have plenty of guys but not enough spears? 6000 spearheads is a lot of work for 3 days. Ask any blacksmith!

[-] sigezayaq@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

Good idea, but that still would be less than Aragorn hoped for

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 2 years ago

The Dark Lord summoned 1000 hot naked succubus and my men's about to succumb to the lure, how do i proceed?

[-] Longpork3@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 years ago

Gays to the vanguard?

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

What would you do if you had 6000 spears and your high maintenance royal friend says it's one third of what he hoped for?

Distribute copies of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue along with each additional spear.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Now that's what I call thinking with spears.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 years ago

This is a good sword.

It's a piece of shit, Aragorn, and you know it. Stop gaslighting people.

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Think of it more like a placebo pill for bravery.

[-] Tryptaminev@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Why though? I don't think that Rohans problem was lack of proper swords. Giving it to a boy maybe 12-14 years old, because there is not enough men of fighting age was the problem at the time. But i don't think the Orcs would have made concessions bc. of that.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 38 points 2 years ago

I mean...the only way you could get more spears in less time is if you made some kind of pact with an army of undead!

[-] frezik@midwest.social 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Théoden: "What do you expect of me? Run down to some cave and conjure up an undead army?"

Aragorn: brb

[-] Huschke@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

So he was hoping for at least 12002 spears.

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Or even 12000 + a broken one

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Weren't both of the first 2 lines from Theoden?

Edit: https://youtu.be/0FtLgOygkJ4?si=qZfrCKvsg5k3gbW2?t=49s

Begins at 49 seconds - can't get the timestamp linking to work.

Or even better - start at 0:00 on the extended edition of Fellowship and work your way there.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

If I don't remember, does that mean it's time for another rewatch?

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

does that mean it’s time for another rewatch?

Doesn't matter. The answer to "time for another rewatch?" is always yes.

[-] illi@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

It's never a bad time for that.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 years ago

It's 2am and all I have are the extended edition DVDs.

[-] illi@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Long day ahead of you my friend. We don't stop till nightfall. Enjoy.

[-] illi@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Not sure, but doesn't sound right. The next actual line "More will come" is definitely said by Theoden

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Aragorn you ungrateful bitch

[-] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

The village blacksmith worked as hard as he could ok!!

[-] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And on top of all that y'all got him sharpening Hobbit swords like they're gonna do anything.

#WasteHisTimeTA3019

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] LazerFX@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Bernard Hill does look a lot alike in certain angles; never seen it before myself but you pointing it out and now I can't not see it.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Human slaves! In an orcish nation! Ah ah ah ha ha!

[-] LordCrom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

He's a badass. When your battlecry is "DEATH!" You know some shits about to happen .

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