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[-] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 216 points 4 months ago

DARPA: "we just finished playing Horizon: Zero Dawn and honestly, we think we can make this idea work."

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 66 points 4 months ago

Obligatory "fuck Ted Faro"

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 36 points 4 months ago
[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 35 points 4 months ago

It's legit scary to see tech approach the point where private companies might develop systems that could and in some way are endangering humanity as a species, and all their decision-makers are concerned with is corporate success.

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 months ago

... to see tech approach the point...

Big oil would like a word, alstarting in 1950 at least.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 months ago

Not to mention literally researching global warming before anyone else bothered, verifying it is happening and that humanity is causing it, then spending decades gaslighting our entire species into widely believing it isn't.

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

We knew about global warming since 1900. We just didn't care.

Unless.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 3 points 4 months ago

Give it a few years and they will get a military contract to endanger humanity more efficiently.

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My god, what a cunt.

[-] NeryK@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 months ago

Well they are still missing the self replicating part... But you know, give it some time.

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[-] juergen@lemmy.sdf.org 86 points 4 months ago

I love how the quote cuts off right before "only goal".

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 59 points 4 months ago

Oh I assumed it was "our problem"

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

OK I also briefly thought "our problem" but I'm actually PRETTY CONCERNED about the words "only goal" when I really think about it? "Only", as in "Yeah, feeding on humanity is definitely ONE thing we're shooting for, but come on guys, there's lots of applications"

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 66 points 4 months ago

Excited for IRL Horizon Zero Dawn.

[-] Gakomi@lemmy.world 59 points 4 months ago

Has no one played Horizon Zero Dawn?

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago

I guess we are in that timeline. Tbh, so many things make a lot of sense now.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 10 points 4 months ago

Someone put bullets in Ted faro. Literally screwed humanity as a whole...twice.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 4 months ago

I wish we were in the dino robots timeline

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago
[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 45 points 4 months ago
[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago

Breaking: Company creates Torment Nexus

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago
[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Uhh I played this game. It's literally the plot of ::: spoiler Title Spoiled game :::

[-] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Your spoiler tag isn't working.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 7 points 4 months ago

Yeah I can't get any of them to work. Do you know what Lemmy uses?

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 17 points 4 months ago
Preview Texthidden content

Preview Texthidden content

[-] boatswain@infosec.pub 3 points 4 months ago

FYI your spoiler text isn't working for me; nor is that of anyone in the reply chain. Not sure if this is a problem with Boost, some weird federation glitch, or something else.

[-] Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Boost doesn't support displaying Lemmy's spoilers

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[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 11 points 4 months ago

The format is ::: spoiler and a title on the same line.

Content on new lines, then ::: to end it.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 6 points 4 months ago

I've tried every variation and it's not working. This is definitely the most complicated spoiler tag system I've seen.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They look like thisIt's an expandable full-width deal. The spoiler start tag has to be on its own line, and the same goes for the ending three commas.

MelodiousFunk has replied with a cleartext example.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 4 points 4 months ago

Interesting. I'm using boost and your comment isn't spoiler tagged for me. That's also how mine is currently formatted. Shame since this app has a spoiler tag button that appears to match the format.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

I use Thunder, full support here.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 3 points 4 months ago

I've been using boost for what seems like a decade. I'll give thunder a try. Thanks.

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[-] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

This one works on my client, while normal ones don't

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 4 points 4 months ago

Your spoiler tag doesn't seem to be working on beehaw at least BTW

[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Now just make them sentient and self replicating and….

[-] Gakomi@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

You either get Horizon Zero Down or replicators from Star Gate

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 10 points 4 months ago

Or paperclips!

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Onion? No? Great...

Next up "researchers wondered what would happen if they put AI to a machine that can consume humans for energy"

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 19 points 4 months ago

If I'm gonna be eaten by a robot I'd much rather be dead first.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

These robots don’t do that part. They will build new robots to make corpses for them.

[-] McWizard@feddit.de 14 points 4 months ago

So it's not supposed to be used to eat the dead, good. OMG. It's supposed to eat the life ones!

[-] trslim@pawb.social 12 points 4 months ago
[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago
[-] ghoscht@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago
[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

EDITED BY MAX0R

[-] Shayeta@feddit.de 11 points 4 months ago

Finally! A productive solution to mass graves!

[-] LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Sweet... early stages of the Faro plague

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Years ago I saw an article about a robot designed to hunt and kill insects as a healthier pest control mechanism in farming. That robot would put the insects into a hopper where they would be converted to fuel to run the robot.

I figured it wasn't going to be too long before they'd be eating us.

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