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Checkmate Valve (lemmy.world)
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[-] can@sh.itjust.works 184 points 1 year ago
[-] Varven@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

Nahh dude has a bigger years of service then steam's age

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 85 points 1 year ago

This screenshot is from 100 years in the future.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

Mind asking your future connection to fire up Stanley Parable for me?

Let's see what fuckery they baked in.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Some day...

[-] JPSound@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

They'll fire it up mere moments before you finally get the Go Oustide achievement.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

WHY DIDN'T THIS FUCKER WARN US ABOUT 9/11

[-] moody@lemmings.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

25 years ago, 9/11 wasn't a big deal.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

WHY DIDN'T THIS FUCKER REMIND US ABOUT 9/11

[-] Heggico@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

If you look very closely, you can see its Photoshop!

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[-] original_reader@lemm.ee 99 points 1 year ago

Another example of a company making clear that we don't truly own the games we play on their platform.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 82 points 1 year ago

The solution is GOG (their business model).

You get the individual keys, no DRM.

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

A couple of years ago my gog exceeded my steam library. Pretty good considering I have around 500 on steam.

.... But wait till you find out how many of those I've actually played... 🙃😓😢

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

And to how many already played games you return to bcs not enough energy to start a brand new game (especially with rich/complex lore).

Yeah.

[-] Sparkles@fedia.io 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah my kids basically took over my steam account already on the family gaming computer. Alas.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago

Your gaming alias now is a generational family name. All hail the House of Sparkles.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I look forward to the day when I pass my screen name on to my son...

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I don't think I wanna give them mine....

Failedaborzzzzzzznn and missedperi0d

[-] wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago

The family sharing works okay but the old school way is good too.

[-] SnotFlickerman 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think they might start getting suspicious when the account age is double the average human lifespan and is still in use.

[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 year ago

Not true as I've often been born on January 1st in the early 1900's.

[-] SnotFlickerman 12 points 1 year ago

I was referring more to the "Years of Service" badge you can find on your Steam profile, whose count begins when your account was created. It shows on the page when you look at the badge itself. Mine shows it was created on August 4, 2006.

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[-] The_v@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Hey me too, birthday buddy.

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[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Assuming valve still exists at that point.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago

Nah, because while it would be very easy to implement something like that, it would require specifically doing it. Programmers have 3 reasons for writing code

It's cool. It's necessary. I was told to do it in exchange for money

(And the secret fourth reason, it just kinda happened. I was building this related thing and I realized it'd be stupid easy to toss it in...I was in a fugue state and I have no idea what I wrote, but it's some of my best code ever)

Devs don't generally care about this kind of thing, and most of the time neither do the business folk. This kind of unnecessary crackdown only comes up when consultants like McKinney, who I've recently learned are the reason everything sucks

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[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

but by that point, whoever the inheritors of the account were have probably been paying money and adding new games to it for decades. why would valve destroy their relationship with that customer just because they might still technically have access to some hundred year old games that either don't even run on modern systems, or might even be public domain by that point?

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[-] Varven@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

In Australia we don't have family sharing for some stupid reason

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 15 points 1 year ago

I dunno if it's "family sharing" or some other thing, but I can play games from my sister's library through some means that I set up a couple of years ago.

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[-] bolexforsoup 7 points 1 year ago

I cannot imagine they’re going to keep family sharing as is - currently a couple of buddies and I shared a family account and now we all have access to over 700 games. I only had to coordinate with one of them, we all basically chained off each other. The abuse must be massive.

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

I was under the impression that if someone is playing a game from your library you can't access it unless you boot them out (or you put steam in offline mode, meaning no updates or multiplayer for the duration). Is that no longer true?

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 7 points 1 year ago

You can just play another one of the 700. If you want to play together then you need multiple copies.

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[-] wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

How is that abuse? Imagine how many viruses you'll be avoiding by legitimately sharing games with your friends.

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[-] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 year ago

That won't work for long. With the way things are going, we may get expiring accounts after 100 years from your date of birth you registered with.

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago

That's not gonna stick, steam can't remember birthdays. And I'm pretty sure everyone told it multiple times we were born January 1 1901

[-] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 year ago

I would trust steam wouldn't do it but epic and Microsoft will

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[-] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

1901-01-01?

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

I think they said you can't transfer the license between accounts, but they never said anything about turning over the account

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

Transferring your account to another person is against the TOS of most services.

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago
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[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

I think the TOS include that you are not allow to tell your login credentials to anyone?

[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

Good luck to anyone trying to enforce that lol

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

Your children can inherit your GOG library. Buy DRM free!

Or just pirate lmao

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

This policy is literally against the law in the EU... Wait... double checks notes In the.. US? huh... normally it's the European Union protecting us from big tech bullshit

[-] Squiddly@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I got three kids, I wrote down my steam login in all their baby books page 1.

[-] Dark_Dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

I hope the password is kid friendly

[-] Squiddly@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Bignutsforchicks9000

[-] qooqie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
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