A worthy adversary (lemmy.world)
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[-] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Dentist would probably just tell him to floss. And by dentist I mean dental hygienist.

[-] GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

The second last time I went to a dentist, he told me I had been brushing my teeth wrong. Cool, bought the TeethIoniser5000 plus recommended toothpaste from his suggestion.

Last time I went to the dentist, he told me that I was still brushing my teeth wrong. "But the last guy?"

"Wrong. He was wrong."

Every fucking dentist has told me whatever way I brush my teeth, I'm doing it wrong, so fuck them. Now I just use my finger.

Don't do that, as I have one tooth left I use to open cans.

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Where can I subscribe to your newsletter?

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 day ago

Ok, that made me laugh more than it should have. Cheers!

this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2024
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