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One Thing After Another.
"Big Dreams, Little Outcomes"
Or
"Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity" WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.
The Man Who Never Took Anything Seriously
Stoned: How one man did something somewhere with someone.. I think.
A 1000 ways to suck, a practical guide for how not to live your life.
A downward spiral, how I gained a new perspective on repeating cycles.
Friend and i were just talking about writing a series of autobiographical stories called "Wait...what?"
Tja
"I Die at the End"
Ever Upward to the Middle.
I know for absolutely fucking sure I won't be at the proverbial "top" of society. But since I moved out of my parents house, I've slowly been making my way into a solid middle class, fairly comfortable position. I'm a dad, a husband, a typical working class American and I'm pretty satisfied right now.
So we'll see, I'll keep moving up, but I'm not going to break the middle of anything.
From West to East: Not the usual road traveled
Not Difficult: the harrowing tale of a man who should not have existed, didn't know how, failed professionally, socially, and academically, and still managed to put the fucking shopping carts back when he was done
Canada's Brightest Ditch-Digger
This Bastard is so Lazy, this Book is Just a Pamphlet
"Wait. What?"
Just came up with these off the top of my head...
Baby Doomer
A Long Gay's Journey into Light
Life Sucks and Then You Die: The Uplifting Guide to Looking on the Bright Side
CHAOS
A story of absolute and unadulterated chaos
And the reviews would look like this
"Everything happening all at once..." - Rolling stone
"What the fuck is the main story here?" - Like Magazine
"What did I just watch?" - some random movie patron
Butter Side Up
Don't Bother Reading
How A Man Changes
"Haha, There Goes The Paint Locker!"
"She doesn't wamt you to read this book"
Somehow, I manage
A multitude of fuckups.
Unfiltered insanity: a story of extreme ups and downs
Buckle Up, Disappointment Awaits!
Yes, You can!
How to Waste Your Potential by Taking the Easy Path at Every Key Moment
Huh, Aussiemandeus.
From stickmen to angels: The life of a self-taught artist
The New Testament...
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So you are an anti-semetic narcissist with daddy issues that is in love with a hooker and your 12 bros all fondly remember the time a few Italian soldiers nailed you on a mountain, got it.
Nail ~~it~~ me!
All This Shit is Weird:
The Dalek_Thal Story
Living with imaginary friends
Never lucky
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