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Virgin penis (jlai.lu)
submitted 5 months ago by FrenchThrowAway@jlai.lu to c/196
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[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 104 points 5 months ago

This is why sounding is important.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago

I use a q-tip to get everything

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago

Pipe cleaner crew checking in.

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

I use a plumbing snake, works better

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

Well, that's enough internet for me today.

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 74 points 5 months ago

Wait is this a blood clot demo that's been relabeled

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 87 points 5 months ago

The vegans re-labeled it too

[-] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago
[-] Gloomy@mander.xyz 9 points 5 months ago

Yes, yes. We decided to relable this picture on our last annual Vegan-Council.

Joke aside, a plant base diet seems to be better for your arteries.

https://www.businessinsider.com/researcher-gave-up-meat-doctor-described-effects-on-arteries-2022-12

Amd more scientific

https://www.mdpi.com/2308-3425/10/3/94

[-] ichbinjasokreativ@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Something like that

[-] hungryphrog 73 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This looks like a parody of all those bullshit incel images explaining how a woman's vagina will become loose if she's promiscuous.

[-] dink@lemmy.world 69 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There is actually a lot of scientific evidence to back this up. Many male prostitutes will undergo a natural transformation where their penis turns into a breakfast burrito, so they can charge for the night and then again for food in the morning.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Transformers: burritos in disguise!

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 68 points 5 months ago

I drink this to remove the buildup and keep my system healthy

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 27 points 5 months ago

It's nice to see a fella who cares about the fuel economy of his penis.

[-] wrenchmonkey 15 points 5 months ago

will that treat 15 gallons of beverage or waste?

[-] HatchetHaro 50 points 5 months ago

im gonna need some context for the original image

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

They were originally demonstrating clogged arteries.

[-] Zacryon@lemmy.wtf 23 points 5 months ago

I suppose it was some typical religious bullshit like "masturbation bad, god sad, boo".

[-] Mwallerby@startrek.website 16 points 5 months ago

Probably something to do with cholesterol

[-] stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 months ago

Penile implants to combat erectile dysfunction - you can see the original annotations about the valve and pump located in the scrotum, along with the inflatable bladder that gets insert in the shaft.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 4 points 5 months ago

Better than what AI is vomiting up..

[-] stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

Not relevant.

[-] FrenchThrowAway@jlai.lu 6 points 5 months ago

Asking for a friend?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Fleshlight designs are getting weird (they were getting weird before too, it's just that now also).

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 20 points 5 months ago

You can insert a cockroach into your penis. Its eat all the accumulated semen and when finish its get out. Is pretty easy and safety to do.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

I think Google AI mentioned something about this 🤔

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

Also that jumping off the golden gate bridge is a viable way to deal with depression.

To be fair, I haven't heard any complaints of depression from people who have jumped off the golden gate bridge, so it seems true. 🤔

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I love me some mcgriddles

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

Looks like COPD for the artery that leads to the penis, or cancerous growth in the artery

[-] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

I'm a khvnmnw

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