aight fellas, if you gotta clean out your bum, just buy a douche bulb.

having strong jets of water may fill up your rectum real quick, but 1. it's hard to control how much water is being used, 2. the pressure may damage your insides, and 3. you're also introducing air into you which will just cause a bloated feeling and farts.

your rectum doesn't have much volume, so being able to control how much water you use ensures less water goes up your intestines and therefore less discomfort and oopsie dookies on daddy's dick.

oh and have more fiber in your diet.

disagree with you on the photo quality claims; the increase in photo quality across generations is obvious. whether or not most people need that quality is another problem entirely.

i would happily settle for mid-2010 phone levels of photo quality if it means getting rid of the bump. alternatively, i would prefer to have a thicker phone with no bump; extra room for extra battery capacity.

to be fair, americans aren't known for their sharpshooting.

i like how this can be interpreted as either the dad being trans or just really good at cosplay.

i thought "easy, 25%", then i saw the other 25% and then cried.

love me a good paradox.

im gonna need some context for the original image

Everything Everywhere All At Once.

It's just... really good.

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This is NOT age verification. It is asking for your real name and ID number, quite typical of many Chinese services for Chinese citizens.

Uninstall it.

Such a simple design change but honestly it's a genius move.

I think going custom is your best option. Keyboard enthusiasts often adhere to their "perfect" touch typing methods, and thus there is often no demand for split boards with these duplicate keys, which is a shame.

Doing something productive when you can't sleep is, like, the most normal thing you can do. You're fine.

Just popping in to say that if you enjoy the game and if you are financially able to, buy the game properly to support the developers, especially Larian Studios.