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[-] tastysnacks@programming.dev 143 points 5 months ago

I like Joe. He did infrastructure and the chips act. He's a meat and potatoes guy. But his best attribute will always be not being Donald Trump.

[-] Custodian1623@lemmy.world 111 points 5 months ago

I don't like Joe. I'm still voting for him because he's not Donald Trump

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 42 points 5 months ago

Fun fact: 10% of Americans will vote for a guy that had his brain eaten by a worm. Just look at five thirty eight

[-] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Everyone that made 538 worth reading was laid off. Even Nate Silver is gone, and he took his model with him. We'll see how they do this election, but I'm not paying attention to them this election.

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[-] maynarkh@feddit.nl 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well there is the convicted felon, rapist and wannabe dictatorial psychopath, there is the guy with the dead brainworms in his head, and there is the guy who you can vote for if you would like things to continue as they are.

Oh, you can also choose between reluctant and enthusiastic support of genocide, and breaking up strikes versus shooting at protestors. Clearly the US is the citadel of democracy.

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[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

He also didn’t cause inflation or invade hamas or start a war in Afghanistan or any of the other things he was blamed for.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago

Now that you mention it, both of the last two Republican presidents signed off on huge bailouts and then blamed the inflation on their Democrat successor. Nixon would be proud!

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Yeah that's what gets me about the news always acting like the economy would be better under trump somehow. It's his poor response to the pandemic that caused this whole situation we are in. It's bullshit. The prices started going up during COVID. I remember. People were hoarding toilet paper and we couldn't leave our homes without masks. Suddenly lumber prices skyrocketed from all the home projects people were doing while they were home. Then the price over other stuff started to go up randomly. I remember there were tariffs set on things from China too.

Then Biden took over and things slowly got back to normal but the prices are still high. If we get trump again things will get much worse again.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 81 points 5 months ago

What's funniest to me is seeing all these posts having downvotes.

Conservatives mad and their tears are delicious.

Schadenfreude has never felt so good.

[-] pendulous@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Or they read it as throwing shade on Biden for being nothing but "Not trump"

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Which would be fair. The shade for running on being the least bad option twice, not the downvotes.

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[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 76 points 5 months ago

One is a convicted felon, 34 times over, and there is more on the way. The other has never been suspected of any criminal act.

tHeY'rE tHE sAmE! bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe! LoL aMiRiTe

So many idiots can't figure out who's really rigging the game against them, even when it's staring them in the face, blasting them with racist and fascist language and actions, with the breath of chronic bad health habits and the smell of soiled diaper.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

Funny how the republicans did their best to start investigations and all they came up with is that his crack head son was bad, which everybody already knew. Good thing I’m not voting for hunter biden.

[-] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Don't forget found liable for rape too. Imo worse than his felony charges.

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[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Idk, he's sponsoring a genocide. I'm pretty sure that counts as war crimes. To be fair it's not like any US president in the last half century hasn't been some kind of war criminal.

I mean now that the other guy is a literal criminal it makes it less likely that the genocide sponsor's refusal to remove his material support for a historically unpopular genocide will make him lose election to the literal criminal, and that's true. But like, I just want you to understand what it is that you're celebrating.

I don't know a stronger way to say that the bar is in hell, but that phrase is so well worn that it's lost any punch it ever had.

Edit: typically, the only responses seem to think I'm saying this in support of Trump but like... I'm not. So if you remove that imagined motivation, where's the lie? There isn't one, right?

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

The other guy, the one with 34 felonies, has said he'd help expand the genocide.

How do you miss these things?

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[-] SalutaryFilth@r.nf 6 points 5 months ago

I don't believe it's as unpopular as you think. The one-state (final) solution has been the only acceptable answer for decades, and everyone turned a blind eye to turning Gaza into a prison while "settlers" terraform the West Bank.

The other guy moved his embassy to disputed territory, firmly claiming the whole of Jerusalem for one side. "Their 911" plays a huge part in maufacturing consent in casual observers, and "never again" was always tongue-in-cheek.

Honestly, does anyone still care about the enslavement and cultural destruction of Chinese Uyghurs? How about the Rohingya genocide?

This election comes down to narcissistic boomers who believe the world should die with them. Their pop religion tells them armageddon will happen in their lifetime and the other guy is offering a way to make it happen.

Life has been objectively getting worse for years. The end of the world (or at least the american experiment) is on the ballot - the question is whether enough voters want to burn it all down.

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[-] KillingAndKindess 55 points 5 months ago

I'd vote for a convicted felon. Fuck, I almost was one.

Now, a pedophilic misogynistic cheeto? Nah, I'll take the sleepy dude.

[-] AsherahTheEnd@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is why memes such as this are shitty. It throws convicted felons into the pile of just "bad people" and doesn't think anything of it.

[-] KillingAndKindess 14 points 5 months ago

Agreed. Nuance and meme rarely play well together though, so my expectations don't have me up in arms over it.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 11 points 5 months ago

That kind of crap is how conservatives see people (in my experience), so it’s a little bit funny to see that reasoning turned against their ridiculous hero.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago

I like presidents who aren't convicted felons.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I like presidents who aren't corrupt octogenarians.

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[-] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 44 points 5 months ago

I think what's wild is that particular group's incredible thought process of "oh yeah, the current guy is just doing a hit job on this other guy because he's running for President. He's sending all these various agencies after him. blah blah blah..."

And I'm just like. Or you know, simple answer is that guy is doing crime stuff and ought not to be doing crime stuff. To really over simplify the most recent crime stuff. The crime was he wrote the wrong thing on the sheet of paper. You look at the paper, it says it's for lawyer stuff. You look at the receipts shows the money went to hide sex stuff. Lawyer stuff ≠ hide sex stuff. Ta-da!

And a bit more detail. The whole argument that hiding sex stuff wasn't political money. Literally a letter between crime guy and other person handling political stuff was, we need to hide this sex stuff otherwise that could hurt us in election stuff. Like I get it that there's some folks wanting to believe that President guy is just mad at crime guy and wants to whatever him so that President guy can stay in office. But crime guy literally admitted crime stuff in letters he thought no one else would ever read. Crime guy is not a very smart crime guy.

I don't like current guy, don't get me wrong. But crime guy is an idiot. I just don't want an idiot back as President. There's just way too many people hitched to an idiot here and willing to go down with the ship. Crime guy is an idiot and he's getting smacked with a lot of the crime shit he's done because he's an idiot. There's not any other way to slice this. Crime guy is just not good at anything and is coasting on mom and dad money still. If anything, that Crime guy is still floating on some money is a testament to Crime guy's book keeper.

[-] EgoNo4@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

That's a pretty low bar...

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

Be thankful we have a bar and pray that I don't remove it altogether. (/J)

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago

Give Americans a couple of more terms and someone will run like that but without sarcasm.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Good enough for me.

[-] MicrondeMMMMMMM 13 points 5 months ago

On one side I have an old catholic bum who overall doesn't do much on the other I have a convicted felon who wishes to remove my human rights and wants to turn the country into a dictatorship.

As a centrist, I'm undecided...

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[-] Melkath@kbin.social 12 points 5 months ago

So the campaign hasn't changed.

"Don't question my genocide or I'll have cops beat you up and arrest you while demanding order. And I'm not Trump. Biden2024."

[-] Bipta@kbin.social 35 points 5 months ago

Are you too young or too stupid to remember how Trump employed law enforcement during the BLM protests?

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 8 points 5 months ago

Are you to senile or stupid to know that Trump has nothing to do with Biden's platform?

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

I disagree. Unfortunately, "not Trump" is the best platform for him, especially right now. Recently, he and Harris did their "are you with us" fundraising and my thought was "no, but I'm against Trump."

I hate genocide and what Israel is doing to Palestine, but Biden is, unfortunately, the best option put on the table. Two shit options in terms of the Middle East, sure, but one is still shittier.

[-] Melkath@kbin.social 7 points 5 months ago

I hate genocide... BUT...

Just so precious.

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 18 points 5 months ago

Won't trump also continue the genocide? So aren't the options Genocide A, or Genocide B? But Genocide A is also a convicted felon.... So. Yeah, easy choice.

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[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Cool, so you're not interested in actual discourse. Have a nice day.

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

If you hate genocide so much, why are you Hell-bent on ensuring it by helping "finish the job" Trump get elected?

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 5 months ago

No its "use your own damn money to silence the pornstar you banged you cheap fuck"

[-] hark@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Very low bar to clear. Wish we had higher standards for presidential candidates.

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