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[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 173 points 5 months ago

"Oh, no, not like that. I just take her on a journey through pain and pleasure, tell her what to do, act out wild fantasies, bring her to the brink of tears and have her thank me for it. You know, roleplaying. We actually have a bunch of other guys who do it with us. It's not weird or anything. If you'd like, I wouldn't mind having you too!"

[-] IonAddis@lemmy.world 109 points 5 months ago

Dungeons and (bad) Dragons

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 65 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"You know, I only really need one or two of these at a time, but I just like collecting them. It's just so nice shaking them in my hand. I must have spent a fortune on them at this point. Heck, I'm even thinking of getting some resin and making my own!"

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 5 months ago

Dungeons and (bed) Dragons

- ftfy:-P

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 41 points 5 months ago

Just for reference, Bad Dragon is a famous dildo brand, so their joke didn’t really need fixing.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 29 points 5 months ago

I get the sense that you aren't familiar with 'Bad Dragon', maybe Google can help you. ;)

[-] Tbird83ii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 5 months ago

Oh, you mean the company that sells game mats and T-shirts?

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 5 months ago

And hats!

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 26 points 5 months ago

My sweet summer child…

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 17 points 5 months ago

DISHWASHER-SAFE!? My how technology has changed... :-P

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 4 points 5 months ago

I know, right? Fuckin' wild! So, tell us which one you decide to get!

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 5 months ago

I've been super fortunate with my previous purchases, so most definitely will keep that going for as long as I can to avoid spending more money. Ikr, so practical... - maybe I should consider taking a walk on the wild side! :-P

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Wouldn't be the first time.

[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 102 points 5 months ago

It goes both ways!

[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 42 points 5 months ago

Implying BDSM isn't some nerd shit

[-] SkyeStarfall 14 points 5 months ago

BDSM and kink is just being nerdy about sex

[-] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Really? That would explain some things...

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 5 months ago

Look at these perverts using acronyms! Fucking nerdverts!

[-] Theme 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I kept going to keep going to Games Workshop desperate to find a Dungeon Master, but they keep talking to me about some fantasy game. What am I doing wrong?

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah, Games Workshop sells wargames, not RPGs. You want the local board game store.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

Jokes on you I met my players in my local bdsm community. I couldn’t think of a place more likely to have a bunch of socially capable people interested in pf2

[-] Toes@ani.social 27 points 5 months ago

Yeah it's even more intimate than they could even begin to imagine.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Most of the stuff here I can't relate to as I scroll by (I'm not really into card/dice based rpgs) but this one, uhhhh... 😳

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