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[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 174 points 2 years ago

"Oh, no, not like that. I just take her on a journey through pain and pleasure, tell her what to do, act out wild fantasies, bring her to the brink of tears and have her thank me for it. You know, roleplaying. We actually have a bunch of other guys who do it with us. It's not weird or anything. If you'd like, I wouldn't mind having you too!"

[-] IonAddis@lemmy.world 109 points 2 years ago
[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 65 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"You know, I only really need one or two of these at a time, but I just like collecting them. It's just so nice shaking them in my hand. I must have spent a fortune on them at this point. Heck, I'm even thinking of getting some resin and making my own!"

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 2 years ago

Dungeons and (bed) Dragons

- ftfy:-P

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

Just for reference, Bad Dragon is a famous dildo brand, so their joke didn’t really need fixing.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 29 points 2 years ago

I get the sense that you aren't familiar with 'Bad Dragon', maybe Google can help you. ;)

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 26 points 2 years ago
[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 18 points 2 years ago

DISHWASHER-SAFE!? My how technology has changed... :-P

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago

I know, right? Fuckin' wild! So, tell us which one you decide to get!

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 years ago

I've been super fortunate with my previous purchases, so most definitely will keep that going for as long as I can to avoid spending more money. Ikr, so practical... - maybe I should consider taking a walk on the wild side! :-P

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't be the first time.

this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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