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[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 174 points 10 months ago

"Oh, no, not like that. I just take her on a journey through pain and pleasure, tell her what to do, act out wild fantasies, bring her to the brink of tears and have her thank me for it. You know, roleplaying. We actually have a bunch of other guys who do it with us. It's not weird or anything. If you'd like, I wouldn't mind having you too!"

[-] IonAddis@lemmy.world 109 points 10 months ago
[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 65 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"You know, I only really need one or two of these at a time, but I just like collecting them. It's just so nice shaking them in my hand. I must have spent a fortune on them at this point. Heck, I'm even thinking of getting some resin and making my own!"

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 10 months ago

Dungeons and (bed) Dragons

- ftfy:-P

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

Just for reference, Bad Dragon is a famous dildo brand, so their joke didn’t really need fixing.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 29 points 10 months ago

I get the sense that you aren't familiar with 'Bad Dragon', maybe Google can help you. ;)

[-] Tbird83ii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 10 months ago
[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 10 months ago
[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 26 points 10 months ago
[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 17 points 10 months ago

DISHWASHER-SAFE!? My how technology has changed... :-P

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 4 points 10 months ago

I know, right? Fuckin' wild! So, tell us which one you decide to get!

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 10 months ago

I've been super fortunate with my previous purchases, so most definitely will keep that going for as long as I can to avoid spending more money. Ikr, so practical... - maybe I should consider taking a walk on the wild side! :-P

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Wouldn't be the first time.

this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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