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[-] ZeroCool@vger.social 245 points 10 months ago

I'll just drop this here:

Kyle Rittenhouse’s Former Handler Reveals That He’s a Middle School Dropout Who Is ‘Angry With the World’

This dude isn't just your run of the mill conservative idiot, he's exceptionally stupid.

[-] HungryJerboa@lemmy.ca 39 points 10 months ago

So what I read is that TPUSA enables useful idiots.

Stop giving attention whores what they want, for fuck's sake. It's like getting mad at Facebook comments which I thought we'd all learned was useless a decade ago.

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[-] telllos@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What do you expect? He was defending the oppressed businesses during a riot.

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[-] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 238 points 10 months ago

That level of irony should be illegal

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 68 points 10 months ago

So should the accompanying level of stupidity.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 66 points 10 months ago

Conservatives, they don't send their best and brightest.

Oh god, maybe they do.

[-] BlitzKrieg2552@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hate to break it to you, but it’s actually illegal to kill people and he got away with doing it twice. I’m not happy about it, but he’s not going to be touched for this comment, I promise you.

He should be serving consecutive live sentences, but instead he was given a platform to speak on and became a poster child for conservative values.

The American “justice” system is a joke and a farce.

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[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 138 points 10 months ago

But setting aside the fact that a descendant of colonizers has the caucasity to tell the descendants of the colonized that they should “leave” the land they rightfully pointed out was stolen from them…

Oh, that’s good.

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[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 132 points 10 months ago

His opinions aren't newsworthy.

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[-] Zak@lemmy.world 124 points 10 months ago

The public should not care what Kyle Rittenhouse thinks and we should not amplify a stupid thing he said.

[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 99 points 10 months ago

I'm happy they always use the picture of him crying like the bitch baby he is

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 93 points 10 months ago

Why report, what a crying murderer thinks?

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

*Fake crying

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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 88 points 10 months ago

Stop giving attention to this cunt

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[-] aleph@lemm.ee 84 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Why are we giving this odious little twerp the oxygen of publicity?

[-] stanleytweedle@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

'We' as in the the public because humans are addicted to drama.

'We' as in the the media because drama brings clicks and clicks bring money.

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

‘We’ as in this community because the headline is fucking hilarious

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

And that thumbnail

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[-] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 74 points 10 months ago

This stupid fuck doesnt deserve any more attention

[-] Bobmighty@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago

Infamous stupid hick says hateful, willfully ignorant rage bait. Middle school was too much for this fucking mental invalid. He may never see prison for what he's done, but he's trapped in that idiot mind and will never know greater awareness, just like he deserves.

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[-] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago

STOP. GIVING. HIM. ATTENTION.

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[-] Arcade@lemmy.wtf 48 points 10 months ago

Now, now, this dumbass dropped out of middle school. You can't blame him for being an ignorant little bastard. I mean, you can, but he might cry if you do.

[-] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago

This pig faced little dweeb is the one who should leave.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

That murdering piece of shit should be in prison or dead.

The "justice" system only encourages vigilantism by its failure.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 46 points 10 months ago

I hope they use that thumbnail of him pretending to cry in court for every shitty article they write about him.

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[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

this guy is such a pussy it's unbelievable

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[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 40 points 10 months ago

Teenage murderer.

[-] feedmecontent@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

I looked through to see who revived this old story, ready to point my finger at OP or the article, but it turns out the person who revived this old story is Kyle Rittenhouse. A murderous opportunist.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Everyone who defended him during the trial or afterwards has signed a blood pact with the man and has to continue to defend everything he ever does or says forever.

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[-] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 10 months ago

he has such a punchable face, my right hand starts itching every time i see a picture of him

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 29 points 10 months ago

In twenty years, he's going to be the Governor of a backwater state like Alabama or something, he's sadly going to be remembered as this Right Wing Folk Hero forever.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 26 points 10 months ago

If Kyle Rittenhouse doesn't like Native Americans he can leave.

No, wait, other countries don't want to deal with the US's bullshit.

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[-] ME5SENGER_24@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

I learned something yesterday on Lemmy that completely fits here…

# Backpfeifengesicht

Do you ever look at someone and feel like punching them in the face? Well, Germans have a unique word for that face: a Backpfeifengesicht — a face that’s badly in need of a fist.

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[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

caucasity

I learned a new word today.

Though I am mystified that the author wrote an entire article describing Rittenhouse's caucasity without using the term white supremacist once. You don't get caucasity without white supremacism.

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[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago

I vote for life in prison

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

As a squid, I think all those filthy, stupid homo sapiens should go back to Africa where they came from.

And then up into the trees where they came from.

But say that sort of thing today and you get cancelled!

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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Middle school dropout clinging to a gun and living 24/7 in fully consuming fear that people find out he's just a frightened child (which of course, everyone already knows)

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