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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 70 points 5 months ago

A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are led into a long room. At the other end stands a beautiful naked woman. "When I ring this bell," she says" you may cross half the space between us. When I ring the bell again, you may again cross half the space between us." Both the mathematician and physicist groan and wander off. "Ah, it's Zeno's paradox, we can never actually reach her." The engineer, waiting for the bell, says "I think I can get close enough."

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 months ago

why is there a naked woman?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 months ago
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[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Because humanity has no other desires between math and tits apparently.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 months ago

Can confirm.

(I'm both a mathematician and a pervert)

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[-] echolalia@lemmy.ml 14 points 5 months ago

Only straight men are mathematicians, physicists and engineers. This is why the joke is framed this way.

See: responses from OP, valiantly defending his choice to "piss people off", instead of noticing the joke is just yet another reminder that men are default.

After all, sexism is over, and STEM isn't hostile to women/non-heteronormative people. It's all in our head.

[-] Halosheep@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

What a .ml tier comment lmao

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yay we got instance racism in lemmy!

[-] Halosheep@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

When they can learn to behave themselves and stop giving the dumbest takes in every discussion, they can have my respect back.

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[-] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Hi there friend, I am here to inform you that many woman also like the titty. Gay girls exist my friend, and the gender of the three professionals is never specified.

I'll assume ya ain't trying to be homophobic my buddy but I hope you keep that in mind for future refference.

Edit racism comment was another guy, sorry, very tired

[-] echolalia@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

I’m not going to spend much time engaging with your comment because you didn’t read mine well.

I did not mention race.

I included mention of gay folks (see non-heteronormative). The “joke” doesn’t work unless the stem major desires being very close to a naked woman, so I don’t find your mention of gay men to make sense.

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

that's the vibe i'm getting, but it's a really fucking weird premise for a hypothetical regardless.

"there are a fisher, a farmer, and a welder in a bar, on the other side is cthulhu" is basically how it's worded

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[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 65 points 5 months ago

Also mathematicians: here's this cool new thing, I called it "infinitesimal"

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 46 points 5 months ago

In computer engineering we have positive and negative zero.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.de 19 points 5 months ago
[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

What algebra uses negative 0?

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

IEEE 754

I mean it's an algebra, isn't it? And it definitely was mathematicians who came up with the thing. In the same way that artists didn't come up with the CGI colour palette.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm not familiar with IEEE 754.

Edit: I think this sort of space shouldn't be the kind where people get downvoted for admitting ignorance honestly, but maybe that's just me.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's a wonderful world where 1 / 0 is ∞ and 1 / -0 is -∞, making a lot of high school teachers very very mad. OTOH it's also a very strange world where x = y does not imply 1 / x = 1 / y. But it is, very emphatically, an algebra.

Mostly it's pure numerology, at least from the POV of most of the people using it.

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[-] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Unknowingly from the GP, that's exactly where CE got it from.

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[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

And, as a mathematician who has been coding a library to create scaled geometric graphics for his paper, I hate -0.0.

Seriously, I run every number where sign determines action through a function I call "fix_zero" just because tiny tiny rounding errors pile up in floats, even is numpy.

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 11 points 5 months ago

What do you mean? In two's complement, there is only one zero.

[-] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 38 points 5 months ago

IEEE 754 floating point numbers have a signed bit at the front, causing +0 and -0 to exist.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 17 points 5 months ago

Specifically I was referring to standard float representation which permits signed zeros. However, other comments provide some interesting examples also.

[-] sus@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago
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[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 5 months ago

Limit x->0 { x } = 0 ? Noway

[-] pumpkinseedoil@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

Wait do you actually say "limit" instead of "limes" in English?

[-] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Yes, as in "Why can't I hold all these limits?"

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

I usually uses lim

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[-] ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I was gonna say... Calculus is all about saying it's infinitely approaching zero so let's assume it is zero.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 5 months ago

i mean, mathematically speaking, every number that isn't zero, is further away from zero, than the number before it.

So there is a point to the statement of "approaching zero" as well "near zero" and "about zero" since 100 probably isn't about zero.

Also CS nerds would like to fight you about floating point values.

[-] cucumber_sandwich@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Whoa slow down there buddy. Proposing numbers before numbers like they are a given.

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[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago
[-] sus@programming.dev 12 points 5 months ago

cosmologists: sin(x) ~= 10

[-] Breve@pawb.social 11 points 5 months ago

The infinitesimal has entered the chat.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

lets ignore the higher order terms for now. five lines below look at this beautiful exact equality that we got

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

What about large values of zero?

[-] berryjam@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago
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