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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 181 points 11 months ago

I’d rather come across a women in a dinosaur costume then a dinosaur in a woman costume if I was alone in the woods.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Damn right, buds.

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 11 months ago

Normally, an image would have already been posted of the cover art for Bear by Marian Engel, and though it doesn't apply here, there's always someone looking out for our needs

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

but... but a dinosaur is actually like strong and...

oh wait, you already picked the person. i was so ready to be fragile about it

[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

The real question is would you rather be in the woods with a bear or with a lusty argonian maid ?🤔

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[-] daltotron@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

yeah I bet there's a lot of weird things you'd come across huh buddy

[-] moog@lemm.ee 148 points 11 months ago

That's a lot of lusty argonian maids

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 116 points 11 months ago

Even though this is an obviously AI generated picture (which makes it funnier BTW), this seems like a fun shenanigan to pull on the weekends.

The best part is that nobody will recognize you with the velociraptor masks on.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Clever girl.

[-] goldenbough@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

The most unbelievable part is Hagerstown.

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[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Careful with this kind of jokes, it needs to be as obvious as possible that it is one. Some people are morons and can become violent for shit like this. Remember the guy who got shot dressed as a scary clown (probably as a joke)

[-] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

It IS obvious though. Look at the closeup of the one wearing red. Now look at the sidewalk.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Now look at your man. Now back to me.

[-] aidan@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

If your intention is to scare people who didn't sign up for it iirc that is assault.

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[-] Klear@lemmy.world 66 points 11 months ago

Clever girls...

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 57 points 11 months ago

That's disgusting! At what time are they there?

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Yes, and at what cross streets? I really want to make sure that I avoid them.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 16 points 11 months ago

Just to be sure I know the place and time to avoid them, I'll be coming with you guys

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Good plan. We'll just head down there really quick and take a peak so we know exactly what it is that we're avoiding.

[-] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 11 months ago
[-] rubicon@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago
[-] tiefling 9 points 11 months ago

Fearection*

It leads to a terrorgasm

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[-] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 30 points 11 months ago

Oh god.... I just realized, "Lot Lizards"

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Whoever painted the lines on that street was drunk.

(Yeah, I know it’s AI generated, that doesn’t mean I’m wrong.)

[-] queue 22 points 11 months ago

God forbid women do anything!

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 19 points 11 months ago

Are all scalies this based?

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 8 points 11 months ago

Absolutely. 😄

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 5 points 11 months ago

If I had a fursuit/scalesuit then I'd absolutely do shit like that. So, I guess?

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago
[-] match@pawb.social 18 points 11 months ago

INFORMATION NEEDED: her discord handle

[-] uis@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago
[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's dragons, not dinosaurs. Common mistake.

[-] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 4 points 11 months ago
[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 months ago

women in dinosaur costumes?

The furries got some catch up to play now.

[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I'm having flashbacks of... fades to black

Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[-] SVcross@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

You would think these are costumes....

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

Huh. David Icke was right all along. Who knew?

[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Keep it up, ladies 🤣

[-] Mechaguana@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago

Ill shed a tear once the cons outscale the pros when it comes to leaving them alone in their lots.

[-] Mugly12@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

That seems about right for Hagerstown

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

~~Harassing~~ existing in public.

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

How do they know they're women?

[-] captain_oni@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

How do they know they're costumes?

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 11 months ago

How frustrating would it be right now, to be an alien trying to convince people you're an alien, but your physical form is that of a fursuit.

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[-] VubDapple@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

10/10, would smash

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