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[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 141 points 2 years ago
[-] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 2 years ago

Screencapping in dark mode was the wrong move.

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 years ago

It provides greater impact and is easier to read. Dark mode is always the way

[-] Imhotep@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

They should sell black paper

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

It’s exists. I started doing calligraphy during covid and the various types of inks and paper is a neat rabbit hole to go down.

I did the wedding party invitations for someone I know on black paper using a gold shimmer ink with the flourish in a combination of green shimmer and blue/gold shimmer. It looked really cool.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Honestly that would be neat to make a printer with white toner and you load black paper

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

If it was his printer, it was a great bit of petty revenge. Ink ain't cheap.

[-] Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

That's smart.

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 76 points 2 years ago

She used his printer.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

I bet it was worth the good roasting

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 72 points 2 years ago

Based on the guy’s body language, feels like a recreation of this:

Which was apparently a woman getting help with a divorce or something (IIRC)

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 72 points 2 years ago

Shit like this is wild to me. Why not just break up and move on?

[-] audin@lemm.ee 54 points 2 years ago

mental illness

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago

This may be phase 1 of the break up. Just grind the dude down before they let him know they're gone, so he knows exactly why they're done.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I agree, why don't he broke up before being an asshole? Than why she had the trouble to print and confront instead of breaking up? And why is HE listening to ir? why don't just break up with a girl he is not into anymore and it's harassing him?!

See I agree that she is being extra and crazy but this culture that man can be assholes and apologize without breaking up is also shitty. "sHe iS cRaZy"

Break up with your SOs guys! You don't have to go through this and don't have to disrespect her, just break up and you can have any pussy you want!

[-] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

i would say fear of being alone

letting go of something before you have grip on something new can be scary, esp if you know that the "new one" is just not girlfriend material, but you are selfish enough just to get your dick wet

but i would say, if it's too scary don't jeopardize your existing relationship

i would know, i left my girlfriend for my now wife of 12 years - but i was honest, confessed that i fell in love with another woman and moved out the same day to keep it as painless as possible for her, didnt want to drag it out, and didn't want to play her, she meant something for me once. Still felt sorry for her, but i couldn't lessen the blow anymore than that :-(

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

Next time she will do a PowerPoint

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 4 points 2 years ago

and then a livestream... /s

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago

Sunk cost fallacy.

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah. There's no recovery for a relationship that has reached this point.

[-] pukeko@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure the motivation here is more along the lines of "double tap so they don't get up."

[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

Damn she really came with the Congress presentation of receipts.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

When you find out your husband has been texting Hunter Biden.

[-] snf@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

Will no one spare a thought for that poor, poor inkjet?

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

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[-] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 6 points 2 years ago

The shine on those makes me think it's laser.

[-] booly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, gotta turn off dark mode for these screenshots.

[-] miseducator@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

She even sized up to A3 size paper. Dropped some real cash say Kinkos for this shit.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

Are we not going to talk about the celebratory cupcake she has for herself when she finally dumps his cheating ass?

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

She could be his lawyer. Who knows what's going on here TBH.

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Dude, we're on Lemmy. Jump to conclusions or GTFO.

[-] essell@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

I'm too old to get it, is that a list of contacts?

[-] Jaytreeman@kbin.social 35 points 2 years ago

List of contacts and then there's the conversations she's holding.
Guy was probably unfaithful, but why would she want to do that?
You didn't miss much

[-] ownsauce@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Right looks like instagram DM in dark mode, and left looks like a list of accounts he doesn't follow (looks like they are a Blue rectangle with the text 'Follow' inside)

potato.jpg idk I'm speculating.

Maybe he thought he could hide it if he didn't follow the accounts and only stuck to DM's lol

[-] FateOfTheCrow 26 points 2 years ago

That's probably his following list being viewed by someone other than him. If he's got it on public or friends-only, it can be viewed by other people, but there would still be blue follow buttons, since the person viewing the list isn't following them.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago

She used the fancy stuff

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Rip in peace

[-] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 6 points 2 years ago

That's a cool shirt he's sporting, though.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Why do you think he’s drowning in pussy?

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Gotta peacock hard to get a gf and cheat on her so hard she has to get printouts

this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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