There is no salvation, u r now my pet and u love it :3

kisses ur forehead and rubs ur cheeks Haiiiii kitty hiiii kittycat hihihihihiiiii :D

u dont have a choice anyway >:3

Of course! :3

I see everyone (1) agrees, I consider the deal sealed :3

patpat gooood pet!! :D

I dont repeat myself, and I didn't ask for your aggrement, I just took it :3

Well I didnt just wanna put it in the post x3 cuz maybe the mods dont want that idk :p

But u can DM me on Matrix! :3 or lemmy if ur client doesnt have the little "contact on Matrix" button or whatevs, but it should be somewhere in my profile

Thats fine, I'll give u nice food and slowly try to approach u until u're comfy around me and them give u pets if u accept them :3

or just chain u up until u learn to love me >:3

Yup, u just didnt know it until now but actually u rlly rlly wanted to be my pet and were waiting for this post :3

Source: [Hypnotization noises >:3]

The dead? someone died? o.O Ghost pets! :3

But yes indeed they r >:3

hands vodka

Glad to do business with u! :D

Nothing, everything is alright, nothing is wrong :3

patpat good kitty! :3

srry what was that? Im not good at pet language but I'm going to guess u didnt dare say no to me, not like I was asking a question anyway :3

pet pet! :3

well, tell ur mistress she's also my pet now :3

petpetpetpetpetpetpet Haiiii kitty! :D

(she's totally not brainwashed by me :3)

I've already signed all of u, u're welcome :3

and if u mean the room u can send me a Matrix message! :3 or lemmy if u cant figure out how xP but there should be a contact on Matrix thingy in my profile