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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 96 points 7 months ago

Lol tipping your landlord? What fresh hell is this.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 50 points 7 months ago

It's a cute little lemmy meme. No one does this. No one talks about this. No one expects this. It's fake outrage.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

No outrage, it's just a joke making fun of entitled landlords

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 19 points 7 months ago

I'd rather find the nearest drain, and drop my money down there

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Always tip your local sewer monster

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago

y̶͖̩̍͘̚o̷̠̹̔ủ̸̪̐ͅr̴̙̈́̑̊ ̶͜͝ẁ̷̹o̸̮̙̔͝r̴̫̙̀k̷̳͊ ̶̬͒̂ȉ̸̤s̷̗̀ ̸̰̀̓i̵̹̝̒̂n̴̠͎̲̔v̷͔̅͑a̵̝͐̈́̎l̵͎̈́̕ǘ̶̦͜á̷͉̣͔b̷̧̏͝ḽ̸̎̀e̵͜͠ ̶͉̇t̴̪̟̟̆̋o̷̼͐͋ ̶̲͔̣̀̌̎t̷̰̃̀h̶̛͐͜ẻ̷͕̥ ̸̗͉̇̚c̸̖͎̒̍ȍ̸̡̥̝̂m̷̠̏͂̚p̷̙̀͂͝ã̷͔́n̴͇̥̼͐͗̐y̴̻̭̾

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Finds the nearest drain
“Hello, Georgie! Do you want your boat back?”

[-] InputZero@lemmy.ml 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Tipping my landlord, hell no! I did tip a live in superintendent at one building I lived in every Christmas. Dude lived a rough life but somehow found his way to maintaining an old building, and he was great at it. If you saw him on the street you'd assume he was homeless, but infact he kept a building housing many people running. He was very friendly, kind, and respectful. He was an exception, I'd give him a small gift, usually chocolate and a small gift card. He was a very good dude and that deserved to be acknowledged.

[-] nick@midwest.social 48 points 7 months ago

Here’s a tip for landlords: try to keep your heads attached when the revolution finally comes.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 points 7 months ago

Shhhhhhh don't let them know, jeez

[-] flashgnash@lemm.ee 39 points 7 months ago

Who tf tips a landlord? That's what the rent is for

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 37 points 7 months ago

Wait, some landlords want tips?

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 26 points 7 months ago

Pretty sure it's a meme that's going to become real at this rate. Kinda like the "birds aren't real" meme conspiracy theory that managed to suck a couple of fools in

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 7 months ago

whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?

[-] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I don't think so. I got pushed an 'influencer' landlord about a year ago, and one of the videos I saw was this dude pushing tipping

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Mine doesn't.

He wants the whole hog in.

[-] marcie@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

afaik youre expected, informally, to provide 2 months rent up front in japan as a tip

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

That sounds like a security deposit

[-] drwstr@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

All of those are way better things to spend money on instead of tipping a landlord

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 26 points 7 months ago

How about “i refuse to tip landlords” ?

[-] Juice88@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

People are tipping their landlords???

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Wait... you guys tip landlords??? I won't even offer them coffee whenever i meet them!

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

No. IDK what the hell they are talking about.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

No, it's not really a thing. There are some extremely entitled landlords that believe they do deserve a tip though. They can get the tip of my shoe up their ass if they really want one

[-] Moonrise2473@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

There was a meme about a landlord complaining on Facebook that nobody tipped them

[-] doomkernel@sopuli.xyz 15 points 7 months ago

What do you mean by "tip"? You don't tip landlords

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 13 points 7 months ago

the only tips your landlord needs are the ones that show on Skyrim's loading screens as rendered by your sick gaming pc

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago
[-] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Thank you for explaining that. I've got a lot to think about now.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago

The whole “cuck” thing kinda only floats in certain crowds, you’re not really out of any important loop.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

Yeah. I've avoided that shit since it leaked out. And here I am behind the curve.

[-] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

I call it a sock chair, but I see where they're coming from.

[-] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

How do so few people in this comments section see the obvious satire?? It's clearly making fun of both landlords and absurd tipping culture.

[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 months ago

I'm confused is this pro or anti landlord

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 7 months ago

Idk what you mean that rentpig needs to manage his finances better

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Don’t forget to gui your “housing provider.”

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

Here's my tip

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

What the fuck is a cuck chair?

[-] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, "Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair."

[-] moody@lemmings.world 5 points 7 months ago

I got a tip for the landlord: don't bet on a three-legged horse.

[-] tombruzzo@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

You need the cuck chair so you have somewhere to sit when your landlord comes over

[-] capital@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Yikes all the rentoids getting mad at landchads for providing a vital service.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rentoid

[-] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I like my landlord but the only tip I'd give him is to maybe drink a bit less and quit smoking.

[-] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I'd rather burn my money than tip my landlord

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

dont forget '''groceries'''

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