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[-] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 140 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Did a quick search to see if nutrition and ingredients were listed - they weren't. Saw a lot of "our products are super nutritious trust me bro" in their ads.

Actually makes me thankful of all the regulations our food suppliers have to follow in the US.

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 115 points 7 months ago

Actually makes me thankful of all the regulations our food suppliers have to follow in the US.

As a European: lol

[-] hannes3120@feddit.de 34 points 7 months ago

Yeah - was about to do that

I think EU regulations for food and border-free movement between countries are the two most valuable EU advantages by far

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 7 months ago

I'm not sure what you're loling about, only major difference between EU and USA nutrition labels are the percentage amount listings.

[-] NoMoreCocaine@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

IIRC - USA is a lot more arbitrary and less interested in the customer safety (and open for bribery, sorry I mean lobbying) and USA also has a good amount of stuff for sale that's not allowed in EU.

There's quite a few articles and videos on the subject, but it's been a long time since I read or watched any.

[-] laughterlaughter@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Is the EU better than the US in this respect? You bet.

Can the US do better? Sure.

But the US is definitely far better with food nutrition labels than many countries with unenforced laws.

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[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 5 points 7 months ago

I'm laughing because the EU has far stricter food regulations than the US. The way Americans think about news like this is kinda similar to how we see the US from our perspective here.

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[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 7 months ago

Actually makes me thankful of all the regulations our food suppliers have to follow in the US.

For now

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago

I think they're really going to lose a lot of business over this lawsuit. If they had just left that lady alone hardly anyone would have seen her review lol

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago

Streisand effect hits hard

[-] andyburke@fedia.io 7 points 7 months ago

Amazing that we, as a species, are incapable of learning from history.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I mean there's a reason there's warning labels on everything about not doing the most obvious thing you should never do.

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[-] HaywardT@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 7 months ago

Makes me thankful that in the US the truth is a defense against libel.

[-] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 17 points 7 months ago

Only if you can get through the years of litigation, harassment, stress, and have the money to weather it out. Truth and justice are more easily attainable for those who can afford it.

[-] HaywardT@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago

You don't find this kind of criminal prosecution or civil actions in the US.

[-] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 11 points 7 months ago

No, not criminal prosecutions for what should be a minor issue, but definitely civil suits. SLAPP suits have been a problem, where the plaintiff doesn't necessarily expect to win. They just want to punish people by making their lives miserable through drawn out litigation. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8bJb8biZU

[-] HaywardT@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 7 months ago

Compared to other countries our risk is pretty low. Does the risk of a SLAPP keep you from reviewing a restaurant? In Portugal people that have been scammed out of money on non-existent rentals are scared to me names because of the very real risk of criminal prosecution.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

In Portugal, as far as I know uniquelly in the Western World, Libel is a Criminal matter.

It's mainly used by politicians (who have the influence to get the local version of the Public Prosecution Office to prosecute it) to go after people who accuse them of something as means to shut up less powerful people up.

(Personally I think the reason it's Criminal rather than Civil is exactly so that the powerful or well-connected can use Justice as a tool against others for free rather than the American system were it's the Moneyed that get to use Justice as a tool against others)

Unsurprisingly there is lots of corruption over here. Also Justice is so slow that it de facto doesn't work for most of the time, though in this kind of situation they make sure it goes all the way.

(I actually know somebody who was convicted of Libel for accusing a politician of Corruption ... and more than a decade later that guy was in jail for Corruption - first one ever in Portugal - and I can tell you lots of people inside the Public Prosecution Office from his party tried to discretelly shelve the process until the deadlines expired and had to be threatenned with being exposed in the Pressed)

It's part of the reason why this country is such a disgrace (and I say this as somebody who lived and worked in a couple of countries in Europe so have lots of references to compare it against).

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 9 points 7 months ago

Lots of local police departments in USA too frequently arrest people for bullshit charges when called out

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 137 points 7 months ago

And in today's episode of Totally Un-self-aware,

The company’s founder, Eric Umeofia, refused to budge, however, saying in a recent documentary on the local Arise Television channel that he won’t drop the lawsuit against Okoli and that he would “rather die than allow someone to tarnish my image I worked 40 years to grow.”

So this asshole is the person churning up that poor woman's isolated bad review into ALL the Streisand effect he can possibly get, as hard as he can, to the point that it is now international news how abysmally shitty his product really is, AND he's also the person announcing dramatically that he'd rather die than allow anyone to do that.

Hmmm. Will he ever connect the dots?

Nah. He'll just keep blaming and harassing that poor woman for the rest of his days while people stop buying his product in droves because both it and he leave such a bad taste in the mouth.

[-] Doxanarchy@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago

He's only 39 with a 40 year old image 🤔

[-] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

The woman being harassed by this company and the police is the only that's 39. The article doesn't mention the founder's age, and he definitely looks older than 39 from a quick search.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago

He worked hard in utero. /#neverstophustling

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He’s only 39 with a 40 year old image

Lol, great catch! I totally missed that.

EDITED TO ADD: It was the lady who was 39, not the guy suing her. My bad. I should probably just go ahead and revisit Hooked on Phonics now because I can't fucking read, lol.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

he would “rather die

This dude takes tomato sauce seriously.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Blood may be thicker than water but tomato sauce is thicker than blood.

[-] hairyfeet@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

Guess he won't be eating his own tomato puree then

[-] petrol_sniff_king 3 points 7 months ago

"I won't allow some lady to tarnish my image!"
"I will do it my self!"

[-] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 86 points 7 months ago

Sounds like corruption is playing a part in this

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago

What are the odds the food owner has a good friend at the ol’ Nigerian Justice Department.

This whole thing is bullshit on top of bullshit.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 47 points 7 months ago
[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

This one deserved a internet "hug". I swear to god corrupt people like this should have their lifes destroyed

[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago

I'm my experience, people like this are shady AF. I had an eBay seller that sent me a car part that didn't match the photo. He kept insisting that he sent the correct part and trying to trick me into sending it back at my cost. It turns out that he was using a drop shipping service that you can use if you own a shop. He had gone out of business and was using an address of a different building that he had sold.

It also turns out that the manufacturer had used the incorrect stock photo for the part. It was neither of our faults, but he wouldn't take ownership as a seller and tried to deny my return and accused me of fraud. eBay gave me a refund on the end because he kept trying to upload something with just the return warehouse address instead of a shipping label like he was supposed to. He lived in a huge house in a major city and wanted to fight me over less than $10 in shipping.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

manufacturer had used the incorrect stock photo for the part

That's apparently really common. It's a lot of trouble to bring every transmission, door handle, gas tank, hood hinge, etc... into the studio for a reference image. They use a "basic" image a lot of the times.

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 7 points 7 months ago

I had the good fortune to be able to buy ebay car parts that are exclusively photographed on a dirty workbench, and they've always worked like a charm.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Used market is a bit easier to do that as both the seller and buyer understand that having a clear set with proper lighting isn't necessary.

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 30 points 7 months ago

I hope that her defense also makes the argument that there is no damages because online reviews have zero value when the majority of them are fake paid reviews.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 7 months ago

"This tomato sauce is a bit sweet for my taste."

"FUCK YOU! I WILL KILL YOU, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR DOG, BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND AND PISS ON THE ASHES!"

"Jesus Christ, man! I just said it was a bit too sweet."

[-] markpaskal@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

She actually said something along the lines of "your brother's company is killing people the sauce is so sweet" in response to a comment or so I read in another article this morning.

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

It's in this article:

Help me advise your brother to stop ki***ing people with his product, yesterday was my first time of using and it’s pure sugar.

[-] popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 7 months ago

I can just about hear someone saying, "Do you know who I am?" or "Do you know who my father is?"

This situation just screams of the diabeetus-loving tomato sauce company bribing the local police.

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Let's make a competing brand for Africa called BIG-DIKO. Make it the most nutritional and have natty black dudes pose for the cans.

"Zero filler, all substance - get swole, have a BIG-DIKO."

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nah that's ok. You should definitely do that on your own though! Let us know how it works out for you...

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Sounds like something someone with high sugar intake would say. I think you might need some BIG-DIKO in your diet.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

My doctor said I should avoid BIG-DIKO. Thanks for your concern though!

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Your doctor is a quack. Enjoy some nutritious BIG-DIKO.

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