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[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 137 points 1 year ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] Doxanarchy@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

He's only 39 with a 40 year old image 🤔

[-] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

The woman being harassed by this company and the police is the only that's 39. The article doesn't mention the founder's age, and he definitely looks older than 39 from a quick search.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

He worked hard in utero. /#neverstophustling

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

he would “rather die

This dude takes tomato sauce seriously.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Blood may be thicker than water but tomato sauce is thicker than blood.

[-] hairyfeet@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Guess he won't be eating his own tomato puree then

[-] petrol_sniff_king 3 points 1 year ago

"I won't allow some lady to tarnish my image!"
"I will do it my self!"

this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2024
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