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[-] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 140 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Did a quick search to see if nutrition and ingredients were listed - they weren't. Saw a lot of "our products are super nutritious trust me bro" in their ads.

Actually makes me thankful of all the regulations our food suppliers have to follow in the US.

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 115 points 10 months ago

Actually makes me thankful of all the regulations our food suppliers have to follow in the US.

As a European: lol

[-] hannes3120@feddit.de 34 points 10 months ago

Yeah - was about to do that

I think EU regulations for food and border-free movement between countries are the two most valuable EU advantages by far

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 10 months ago

I'm not sure what you're loling about, only major difference between EU and USA nutrition labels are the percentage amount listings.

[-] NoMoreCocaine@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

IIRC - USA is a lot more arbitrary and less interested in the customer safety (and open for bribery, sorry I mean lobbying) and USA also has a good amount of stuff for sale that's not allowed in EU.

There's quite a few articles and videos on the subject, but it's been a long time since I read or watched any.

[-] laughterlaughter@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Is the EU better than the US in this respect? You bet.

Can the US do better? Sure.

But the US is definitely far better with food nutrition labels than many countries with unenforced laws.

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[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 5 points 9 months ago

I'm laughing because the EU has far stricter food regulations than the US. The way Americans think about news like this is kinda similar to how we see the US from our perspective here.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 9 months ago

The USA and EU both require a full list of ingredients, though.

[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 3 points 9 months ago

Cool. But that wasn't really what he was saying.

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[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 10 months ago

Actually makes me thankful of all the regulations our food suppliers have to follow in the US.

For now

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

I think they're really going to lose a lot of business over this lawsuit. If they had just left that lady alone hardly anyone would have seen her review lol

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

Streisand effect hits hard

[-] andyburke@fedia.io 7 points 10 months ago

Amazing that we, as a species, are incapable of learning from history.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I mean there's a reason there's warning labels on everything about not doing the most obvious thing you should never do.

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[-] HaywardT@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 10 months ago

Makes me thankful that in the US the truth is a defense against libel.

[-] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago

Only if you can get through the years of litigation, harassment, stress, and have the money to weather it out. Truth and justice are more easily attainable for those who can afford it.

[-] HaywardT@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

You don't find this kind of criminal prosecution or civil actions in the US.

[-] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 11 points 10 months ago

No, not criminal prosecutions for what should be a minor issue, but definitely civil suits. SLAPP suits have been a problem, where the plaintiff doesn't necessarily expect to win. They just want to punish people by making their lives miserable through drawn out litigation. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8bJb8biZU

[-] HaywardT@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 10 months ago

Compared to other countries our risk is pretty low. Does the risk of a SLAPP keep you from reviewing a restaurant? In Portugal people that have been scammed out of money on non-existent rentals are scared to me names because of the very real risk of criminal prosecution.

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[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 9 points 10 months ago

Lots of local police departments in USA too frequently arrest people for bullshit charges when called out

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 137 points 10 months ago

And in today's episode of Totally Un-self-aware,

The company’s founder, Eric Umeofia, refused to budge, however, saying in a recent documentary on the local Arise Television channel that he won’t drop the lawsuit against Okoli and that he would “rather die than allow someone to tarnish my image I worked 40 years to grow.”

So this asshole is the person churning up that poor woman's isolated bad review into ALL the Streisand effect he can possibly get, as hard as he can, to the point that it is now international news how abysmally shitty his product really is, AND he's also the person announcing dramatically that he'd rather die than allow anyone to do that.

Hmmm. Will he ever connect the dots?

Nah. He'll just keep blaming and harassing that poor woman for the rest of his days while people stop buying his product in droves because both it and he leave such a bad taste in the mouth.

[-] Doxanarchy@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago

He's only 39 with a 40 year old image 🤔

[-] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

The woman being harassed by this company and the police is the only that's 39. The article doesn't mention the founder's age, and he definitely looks older than 39 from a quick search.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago

He worked hard in utero. /#neverstophustling

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He’s only 39 with a 40 year old image

Lol, great catch! I totally missed that.

EDITED TO ADD: It was the lady who was 39, not the guy suing her. My bad. I should probably just go ahead and revisit Hooked on Phonics now because I can't fucking read, lol.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

he would “rather die

This dude takes tomato sauce seriously.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Blood may be thicker than water but tomato sauce is thicker than blood.

[-] hairyfeet@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

Guess he won't be eating his own tomato puree then

[-] petrol_sniff_king 3 points 9 months ago

"I won't allow some lady to tarnish my image!"
"I will do it my self!"

[-] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 86 points 10 months ago

Sounds like corruption is playing a part in this

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago

What are the odds the food owner has a good friend at the ol’ Nigerian Justice Department.

This whole thing is bullshit on top of bullshit.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 47 points 10 months ago
[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

This one deserved a internet "hug". I swear to god corrupt people like this should have their lifes destroyed

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago

I hope that her defense also makes the argument that there is no damages because online reviews have zero value when the majority of them are fake paid reviews.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 10 months ago

"This tomato sauce is a bit sweet for my taste."

"FUCK YOU! I WILL KILL YOU, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR DOG, BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND AND PISS ON THE ASHES!"

"Jesus Christ, man! I just said it was a bit too sweet."

[-] markpaskal@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

She actually said something along the lines of "your brother's company is killing people the sauce is so sweet" in response to a comment or so I read in another article this morning.

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

It's in this article:

Help me advise your brother to stop ki***ing people with his product, yesterday was my first time of using and it’s pure sugar.

[-] popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 9 months ago

I can just about hear someone saying, "Do you know who I am?" or "Do you know who my father is?"

This situation just screams of the diabeetus-loving tomato sauce company bribing the local police.

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Let's make a competing brand for Africa called BIG-DIKO. Make it the most nutritional and have natty black dudes pose for the cans.

"Zero filler, all substance - get swole, have a BIG-DIKO."

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Nah that's ok. You should definitely do that on your own though! Let us know how it works out for you...

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Sounds like something someone with high sugar intake would say. I think you might need some BIG-DIKO in your diet.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

My doctor said I should avoid BIG-DIKO. Thanks for your concern though!

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Your doctor is a quack. Enjoy some nutritious BIG-DIKO.

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