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Let's make a competing brand for Africa called BIG-DIKO. Make it the most nutritional and have natty black dudes pose for the cans.
"Zero filler, all substance - get swole, have a BIG-DIKO."
Nah that's ok. You should definitely do that on your own though! Let us know how it works out for you...
Sounds like something someone with high sugar intake would say. I think you might need some BIG-DIKO in your diet.
My doctor said I should avoid BIG-DIKO. Thanks for your concern though!
Your doctor is a quack. Enjoy some nutritious BIG-DIKO.