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A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jail (www.cnn.com)

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[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Let's make a competing brand for Africa called BIG-DIKO. Make it the most nutritional and have natty black dudes pose for the cans.

"Zero filler, all substance - get swole, have a BIG-DIKO."

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nah that's ok. You should definitely do that on your own though! Let us know how it works out for you...

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Sounds like something someone with high sugar intake would say. I think you might need some BIG-DIKO in your diet.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

My doctor said I should avoid BIG-DIKO. Thanks for your concern though!

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Your doctor is a quack. Enjoy some nutritious BIG-DIKO.

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