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[-] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 175 points 7 months ago

Maybe I'm cynical, but this seems like something that would be incredibly easy to fake

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 83 points 7 months ago

Like all that fake data on Tesla's self-driving cars

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

And that robot they were gonna release.

Not the human in a suit, the animatronic one.

[-] machinin@lemmy.world 73 points 7 months ago

What, Elon Musk publishing a doctored video making extraordinary claims as a marketing tool? I can't imagine it.

[-] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 31 points 7 months ago

The fact it's a video game smells of Musk's touch. Anyone else remember all the tweets he made about Tesla running games on the main monitor?

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

He'd then have to go all the way to the Internet just to lie. Seems like a lot of work to me.

[-] DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

TBH you could replace "elon musk" with "company" just as well. Unfortunately this is general behaviour that has been demonstrated more than once by companies wanting to create hype about their product.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 139 points 7 months ago

This is fantastic, but I am extremely worried about it being in the control of Elon Musk.

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 88 points 7 months ago

We've all been playing Mario Kart with our minds already, using our mind to manipulate those fleshy sticks attached to our shoulders. It's fuckin amazing.

The only usefulness this has is to help someone who can't do that. And the fact that it's attached to Elon and that all previous test subjects died and that it's still been put in a human is pretty dystopian.

[-] ashok36@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago

All previous animal test subjects died, including the majority that were euthanized at the end of the test period for dissection and study. There was a super high failure rate but let's not misrepresent what actually happened.

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[-] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 79 points 7 months ago

And now we wait. Quick reminder about the Monkeys, which still haunt me.

[-] prole@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah, all of this news sounds cool, but I'm skeptical when all we hear is good things, especially after such tumultuous monkey trials.

I'm just waiting for a whistle blower to dump a bunch of evidence a decade from now showing all the horrific Unit 731- esque shit they're currently covering up in the name of science. But by that point we'll be receiving all our news directly into our cerebral cortex using "Musk-X" brand implants, so it will never be seen or reported on. And yes, even the poors have them; their units are subsidized by the unavoidable ads being drilled directly into their subconscious.

All you folks with kids have such a bright future for them to look forward to!

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[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

I genuinely hope this works out for this guy, and everyone else who could benefit from it. This dude volunteered because basically he might as well risk dying in return for a meaningful quality of life. That's an awful situation to be in.

But the fact is, Musk is a self absorbed narcissistic conman, and he has never taken his customers safety seriously in any of his businesses. You don't beta test self driving cars on public roads if you care about people's lives.

That's probably not going to work out well.

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[-] lorkano@lemmy.world 74 points 7 months ago

What they shown so far does not sound impressive. There is a twitch streamer that uses EEG device ans translates signals to button presses. She has beaten elden ring with that. From "achievement" point of view what they have shown here is not that special

[-] dukk@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago

It’s still very impressive. The EEG she uses only reads general thoughts: e.g. thinking about pushing a boulder. She can only really do specific actions with that: there’s no level of analog control (how much should this move), it’s just a single action (fire a fireball). The brain chip is likely much higher fidelity and therefore can read much finer signals. All the credit goes to the researchers, of course, who’ve spent the last decade researching and fine tuning this technology.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 months ago

The brain chip is likely much higher fidelity and therefore can read much finer signals

Then they should be doing a demonstration that shows that. I don't think Mario Kart generally requires fine tuned signals.

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[-] Cossty@lemmy.world 65 points 7 months ago

There is no way I am putting proprietary hardware and especially proprietary software into my brain.

[-] e8d79@feddit.de 11 points 7 months ago

I agree, but years ago most of us would have said something similar when asked to carry around a device that will track your position everywhere you go. Now we all do that, because smartphones are just so convenient.

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[-] serpineslair@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago

How much is the subscription for ad-free thinking? Or is it free for non-commercial use?

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[-] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago

I didn’t know about people, but there is no way I am getting a fucking electronic chip installed in my brain, no matter how cool it might be

It should only ever be imo used to help the disabled and that too without any involvement of someone like elon

[-] underisk@lemmy.ml 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Non invasive BCI capable of the exact stuff neuralink has demonstrated has existed for a while and its probably a much more viable way to help the disabled than cramming chips into their head.

[-] lemmyvore@feddit.nl 19 points 7 months ago

What if it's a suppository.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 16 points 7 months ago

🤔 How girthy we talkin' here?

[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago
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[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

I hate Elon but love the idea of this. The utopian version, not the dystopian version obviously.

We are really going to have to make sure that regulation is solid if we want to go towards the positive utopian version.

[-] Nudding@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

There is no utopian version of this.

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[-] pmarcilus@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 7 months ago

Neuralink hasn't address the security complications, hopefully their engineers know what are they doing

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 30 points 7 months ago

This is cool but they burned through a bunch of monkeys to get here.

Also, fuck Elon.

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[-] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 29 points 7 months ago

It's funny how upset people are that disabled people are getting new tech to help them simply because bad Twitter man owns the company.

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago

Musk has a history of cutting important safety and regulatory jobs to reduce costs. He runs extremely lean businesses.

Maybe it will be different with a biomedical business but I think people are right to be skeptical.

[-] rigatti@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

I think mainly people are upset about the animal abuse occurring because of the research at the company.

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[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 7 months ago

I mean he's not a bad twitter man, he's literally spreading white supremacy and transphobia to millions on his rigged platform, I absolutely want him to fail the same way I'd want Henry Ford to fail in his time, I'd want a horrible fate to fall on them both regardless of what engineers at their companies end up accomplishing.

[-] Halcyon@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 7 months ago
[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

I keep reminding people that this technology was already in development, that Elon and is Neuralink isn't a unique invention...

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

Literally every business he's ever touched. He's not an inventor he's an exploiter.

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[-] Gutless2615@ttrpg.network 26 points 7 months ago

Bullshit until proven otherwise. Dangerous and stupid regardless. And a depressing harbinger of the corpo cyberpunk dystopia whether this is real or totally faked.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 7 months ago

I've seen this kind of thing as well as people given an entirely new sense (a sense of direction similar to how birds can sense magnetic north) with just an EEG cap. Why would you need to implant something directly in the brain to do this?

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[-] nifty@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

The same can be achieved with non-implanted BCI. Why get invasive surgery?

[-] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 7 months ago

How many years of software updates? 😆

[-] the_rogue@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago

Not supertuxcart ? I'm dissapointed and my day is ruined.

[-] credo@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

I see where this is going. FSD 2.0 will use human in the loop, saving money on cameras and LIDAR.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 13 points 7 months ago

I wonder if they still lean in to the turns. I can't not do that.

[-] dukk@programming.dev 19 points 7 months ago

IIRC they’re paralyzed from the shoulders down, so probably not.

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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

I can't believe this seems to be going so well. Cool to see!

[-] QuadratureSurfer@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Direct link to the video: https://x.com/ModdedQuad/status/1771298116719002100

Mario Kart section happens a little after 1/3 of the way through.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Far right oligarch can install hardware into the brains of people. It's amazing the right isn't freaking out about this. If someone who voted against them made this, they would set record times regulating it.

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