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[-] LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works 96 points 8 months ago

Turn them into arenas where the public can hunt millionaires for sport.

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 20 points 8 months ago

If I sell bows and arrows for hunting millionaires and I made a million dollars in profit... We cool, right?..

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 20 points 8 months ago

The last capitalist we shoot will be the one who sold us the bows and arrows.

Of course it's not really you making that million dollars, it'd be the workers who make and sell the bows+arrows you're stealing that profit from.

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago

Cool, unrelated: I'm looking for a market analyst that can determine the safest time to stop selling arrows without needing to worry about "returns"

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 12 points 8 months ago

You could just raise your employees' wages if you're ever at risk of becoming a millionaire.

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

No, my employees are like my family. I love them too much to risk them being hunted too!

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[-] TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Least anarchic lemming

[-] cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world 74 points 8 months ago

A while back ago, there was an abandoned mall, a company bought it and allowed anybody to rent a small space in the open mall as a small business shop. People would put up curtains as walls and rent was very cheap.

The place was full of small vendors, more classy than a flea market, especially with the AC, but many artists selling all forms, and many odd widgets being sold. There was even a place that did custom glass blowing, etc etc. it was a real pleasure to be in and a community thrived there.

Importantly it was open consistently each day, so you could just randomly pop in and see what's up.

From what I understand, the place was even making a profit, but apparently not enough. It was eventually sold and now it warehouses antique cars.

I think all those artists and small vendors vanished or moved online.

I miss it.

It was good.

I'd like more of those back, and to experience what community could develop from that.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 39 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

So they could essentially make the mall business model work by not charging ridiculous rents? Maybe it's just greed that killed malls to begin with.

[-] yolobrolofosholo@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Haha, that's kinda what I was thinking, they turned the mall into a.. Mall

[-] bl4ckblooc@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

I mean, greed is what is killing our society.

But specifically about malls; I was a manager at a big department store inside a mall for a couples years. The year before COVID, the mall switched to a new renting model that was ridiculous. I can’t remember the exact details, but the price per square foot went up substantially for smaller stores. Later that year I remember having to do rounds of the mall to report to corporate how many stores were closing.

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Probably got bought by a private equity firm trying to squeeze the last bits of profit out of it before offloading it to some sucker. I'm sure that one year they jacked up rent looked really good on paper until those shops had taken the time to figure out their next move.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 62 points 8 months ago

Fill it with scorpions. I will not be taking questions.

Good day.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Surface area, or actual volume?

[-] spaghetti_carbanana@krabb.org 19 points 8 months ago

What did they just fucking say

(Jk ofc)

[-] Skua@kbin.earth 5 points 8 months ago

In this former office complex we measure scorpions by the gallon like god intended

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[-] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago

Paintball. So many times in the 90s I’ve fantasized about this while at the mall.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 19 points 8 months ago

... in go-carts.

[-] clover@slrpnk.net 37 points 8 months ago

Seems like a good place for free public housing.

[-] vorpuni@jlai.lu 10 points 8 months ago

Conversion of commercial property for residential use is ruinous and suboptimal.

[-] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Not if they tear it down and rebuild it appropriately

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 8 points 8 months ago

Most malls are in very inconvenient locations if you don't have a car, tho. Unless you plan on providing every conceivable service right there and/or add reliable public transport links, it's probably not the way to go.

You'd basically be building a bunch of apartment blocks near a highway interchange.

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[-] lemann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago

Yes! I'd suggest some mixed zoning sprinkled on top, so you don't need a car to access bare minimum amenities.

And architects who have in-depth knowledge and experience on how to design public spaces, experienced lighting engineers, and appropriate funding to make sure it doesn't follow the same failures that previous projects have encountered

[-] xkforce@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

Libraries, museums, local mom and pop stores, basically a complete rejection of what these places stood for.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago
[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately, most office space is not suitable to be converted into housing. The regulations are different. For example, office spaces don't legally have to have every room be close to an outside wall to let in natural light, but residential buildings do.

You can learn more about this problem on this great podcast episode: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/office-space/

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 23 points 8 months ago

Vertical farms managed by the local community.

[-] Devi@kbin.social 19 points 8 months ago

I think in the current climate, public community/leisure spaces would be good. Nobody has any money, a lot of people don't have heat (or cooling) at home, spaces where people can just exist comfortably need to be made. What if a former office could be converted into tennis courts, chess rooms, libraries, computer rooms, just a room with sofas or tables where you can sit and not buy anything?

I know everyone wants to make a profit but loads of these spaces are just empty, surely something could be done?

[-] Zitronensaft@feddit.de 6 points 8 months ago

Someone has to stock and clean and maintain all that space and pay for the electricity it takes to illuminate and air condition such a huge area. Good luck convincing people to increase their taxes in exchange for indoor tennis courts and lounging areas. I love the idea of having more free community spaces, but the last city I lived in had the downtown library basement essentially become a homeless encampment until they closed off that entire floor of the library and then the city sold the entire library to developers who plan to demolish it and build something else there. With people struggling financially and spending most of their time staring at screens, there isn’t much demand for government spending on new public spaces.

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[-] spaghetti_carbanana@krabb.org 17 points 8 months ago

Corporate offices might make good housing, malls could be useful for community services. Medical centres, libraries, hackerspaces, community courses (volunteer led), open up skylights in some of the old stores and build greenhouses for community gardens, temporary accommodation, kitchens for homeless people (and other services), market stall spaces and short term storefronts for small businesses so people can have a fair go at selling their stuff without being locked into years-long contracts. So many good ideas in this thread!

[-] Today@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Housing/retail neighborhood with doors to the outside and resident community areas inside.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

The dead mall inside the city here became mostly parking for the stadium, with a couple of businesses and a city bus transfer center. The one to the east became an office park.

I would like to see the upper levels of office buildings converted to housing and the ground floor to retail, couple floors between left for offices.

Malls I would like them to become city parks with skate parks (they usually have more up and down than the rest of the city) and buildings with libraries and community space and events rental space.

I don't want any of this as much as I want a healthy mass transit system, safe bike routes, and safe walking routes. But I do want the buildings converted and it is possible, I used to work for a construction company that did nothing but renovation and repurposing of commercial spaces.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Tear them down and give it back to nature.

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[-] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago

Free-roam VR arcades where you have a whole mall or office to run around in would be cool!

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[-] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

hanging gardens of rotting C-suites, hedge fund managers, and politicians.

[-] treechicken@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

In no particular order:

  • VR arcades
  • Laser tag
  • Art exhibitions
[-] promitheas@iusearchlinux.fyi 13 points 8 months ago

Some sort of community space, like skate park or exhibition. In the vein of art exhibitions, it could have sections for people to do graffiti

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Turned into individual owned housing with specific bans on corporate ownership and HOAs.

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 12 points 8 months ago

I would like to see much more mixed use buildings. First floor or two shops and then a floor or two of offices and then residential going up further.

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

Pickleball court centers and medical malls of doctors offices.

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[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago

The amount of work required to add plumbing, ventilation, and other utilities; as well as the lack of daylight to inward-facing spaces, makes conversion to housing expensive and impractical.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I live in NE Ohio. In Cleveland the offices buildings are getting converted to apartments and the malls are getting torn down and replaced by Amazon warehouses

[-] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

At least the first half is uplifting....

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 8 points 8 months ago

For malls, demolish one of two of the anchor stores and use the footprint to build some 5 over 1 or 7 over 2 apartments. Build pedestrian streets out into an out of the way part of the parking lot and full that area with townhomes. Given the size of the anchor's footprint, you may need to install a small elevated park for residents. If there is mass transit nearby, have a free shuttle run to the stop. The hope is to get a development large enough for a grocery store.

Use the mall to anchor a BRT corridor, making a stroad leading up to the mall more transit friendly. Focus on smaller buses at first with small headways to get people to use the busses. Have at least three or four sites where you can level dying strip malls and replace them with dense housing.

[-] downpunxx@fedia.io 6 points 8 months ago

ball pits as far as the eye could see

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Turn them into sanctuaries.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

Rewild the space and repurpose the materials as much as possible to build sustainable walkable community centers

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