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No puppies were harmed in this analogy
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
RULES:
European people: But... but what if we had a system of medical care for puppies, so that they do not die so often?
US Elite: but how does that make me money
By selling pet insurance, I suppose? Though I guess that requires that the puppies be owned by someone fortunate enough to afford it.
Hey guys, I figured out we can sell the insurance and then not pay anyone's costs. This literally cannot go tits-up.
That's Communism. Jesus hates that.
Kristi Noem: hold my Cosmopolitan.
Honestly, why doesn't Europe have universal veterinary? That will drive Americans nuts.
(Source: Am American)