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[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago

Close to 100% viking here, you're welcome! I might enslave you though, but without prejudice.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

I feel like you don't know what a viking is.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

How can I not? I am one!

BTW viking society seemingly didnt only kill and plunder ;-)

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Vikings were a very particular group of Scandinavians who, during parts of the year, went on their longboats and raided villages and stole stuff to bring home. For most of the year, they were farmers and fishermen. Having Scandinavian ancestry does not make you a viking, they literally don't exist anymore.
I'm 100% Nordic by the way

[-] udon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Techno Viking is a time traveller so he doesn't count. Fun fact, Vikings used to have a rave after a successful raid

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Nice try viking. By viking law you can only keep what you kill and a dead slave is worthless, therefore taking a corpse as a slave has no standing. You will just have to settle for the plunder and be on your way.

[-] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 years ago

You forgot the most important Viking law: Ron Swanson saying "Not to worry, I have a permission" and handing a paper that says "I can do what I want" signed by Ron himself

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago

I, for one, welcome our new, tolerant, Viking overlords.

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