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[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 73 points 9 months ago

Who has the money or the leave to travel around, book hotels, go on lots of dates and buy power tools,

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 59 points 9 months ago

Boomers: Would you rather eat avocado toast or become a serial killer?

Millennials/GenZ: What the fuck? Uh, I guess I’d rather eat the toast?

Boomers nObOdY WaNts To SerIaL KiLl aNyMoRe!

[-] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago

Millennials are killing the serial killer industry.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

oj rollin in his ~~coffin~~ nissan rn shakin his damn head

🍊🥤🧤

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

It was very famously a white Bronco.

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

right and I highly doubt he's in it now. I smile at the one I see at work though :')

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Some say he’s still trying to make it to Mexico.

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Most serial killers had their own vehicle and house, and were able to keep those despite most killers not being able to hold down a job once they started the murders.

Try doing that today. You can’t methodically kill people if you’re freezing to death on the streets.

These greedy corporations are just saving us from serial killers by making it impossible to become one without financial ruin.

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

Plot twist. The serial killers still have all that time, but they realized the could kill way more people by becoming billionaires and exploiting them to death.

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