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submitted 9 months ago by Ranger to c/196
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[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 120 points 9 months ago

I’m sure this is satire from context, but it wouldn’t shock me if he did this segement

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 107 points 9 months ago

He's had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He can still do that! Just ask one of the image AIs for sexy anthropomorphic candies

[-] Ranger 60 points 9 months ago
[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago

Look would you rather he be doing his “job” or ogling the green M&M?

[-] Ranger 44 points 9 months ago
[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 23 points 9 months ago

You make an excellent point.

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

!eyebleach@lemmy.ml

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Dude just needs a chastity kink like the rest of us

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Just be into getting beaten by an electrified chain like normal people

[-] el_bhm@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

He can jack off to russian potatoes.

[-] Ranger 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You're just part of the hairy butthole worm agenda!

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

No I’m a part of the waxed and clean butthole agenda

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 9 months ago
[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Sounds painful, and what about bleaching then?

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