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[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 107 points 1 year ago

He's had it rough since he had to stop jacking off to M&Ms

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He can still do that! Just ask one of the image AIs for sexy anthropomorphic candies

[-] Ranger 60 points 1 year ago
[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Look would you rather he be doing his “job” or ogling the green M&M?

[-] Ranger 44 points 1 year ago

You make an excellent point.

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

!eyebleach@lemmy.ml

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Dude just needs a chastity kink like the rest of us

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Just be into getting beaten by an electrified chain like normal people

[-] el_bhm@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

He can jack off to russian potatoes.

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