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Canadian rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/196

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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 51 points 9 months ago

The smegma gang gets weird fucking ideas sometimes

[-] null@slrpnk.net 134 points 9 months ago

Imagine being so incapable of washing your penis that you need a bunch of it removed.

[-] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This implies we were given a choice

[-] null@slrpnk.net 78 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Saying people with foreskins a "smegma gang" is a pretty good indicator that one doesn't wash properly and assumes that others don't either.

[-] EldritchFeminity 11 points 9 months ago

So OP doesn't know how to masturbate properly and needs lotion because they chafe?

[-] null@slrpnk.net 4 points 9 months ago

Huh?

[-] EldritchFeminity 3 points 9 months ago

OP's meme was about (circumcised, presumably) people needing lotion to masturbate. So they assume circumcised people need lotion to masturbate because they don't know how to do it right themselves and keep chafing, right?

[-] null@slrpnk.net 2 points 9 months ago

Who says needing lotion means it's being done wrong?

How does that have anything to do with buddy outing himself for not washing his penis?

[-] EldritchFeminity 2 points 9 months ago

"Smegma gang" was a dig at "Foreskin gang" in the meme. Which was making fun of circumcised people for "needing" lotion to masturbate.

So if he's outing his dick cheese, then OP is outing themself as chafing in some real sensitive spots.

[-] null@slrpnk.net 5 points 9 months ago

But OP is saying they don't need lotion. And the comments are also quite mixed on the subject.

[-] pixeltree 21 points 9 months ago

I don't think they were talking about circumcised people, rather people who somehow think it's necessary

[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

The only choice that remains is if you'll do it to your children

[-] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Imagine being so incapable of washing your penis that you need a bunch of it removed.

They should have said "Imagine being so incapable of washing your child's penis that you need a bunch of it removed."

A child's penis in a dirty diaper could get quite nasty with foreskin if the parents don't wash and change the diaper regularly.

The cleanliness thing is for the lack of parenting. And the parents make that choice.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 18 points 9 months ago

See?

[-] null@slrpnk.net 45 points 9 months ago

This just in folks, washing your penis is a weird idea!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 13 points 9 months ago

See?

[-] itslilith 9 points 9 months ago

admitting that you are incapable of basic hygiene isn't the gotcha you think it is

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 9 months ago

See?

[-] Catoblepas 5 points 9 months ago

If you aren’t Jewish that’s probably the justification your parents were given for why they should circumcise you. Not sure how that would be a weird idea.