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this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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"I'll have a cheeseburger and-"
"Oh, you must mean our Cheesy Squeezy Chuck Burger"
sharpens table knife
That is why I always bring my own table knife with a 15° full flat grind. Really cuts down on that pesky sharpening time that might let you cool off before the cops come.
True story: I ate at a restaurant inside of a casino and you can't have a pocket knife when you enter for obvious reasons, they gave me a steak knife with a 5" fully serrated edge when I sat down.
Are casinos more prone to stabbings than other establishments are?
Drunk people losing money can be stupid and violent, so casinos don't like it when you have greater means for violence.
Yes, but steak knives don't look scary!
Yeah? That's what steak knives are...