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[-] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 137 points 10 months ago

I want a rundown of all the crimes House commits and what % of episodes contain felonies.

Cause they're certainly missing the "Foreman, break into the dudes house and tell me everything in his crawlspace" scene, and the "Cameron, lie to him and drug him with this non-approved treatment and let's see if he starts dying quicker or slower."

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 107 points 10 months ago

Nearly every episode contains a felony since he's constantly taking medication obtained via prescription fraud.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

That came later, I think at least to begin with he was just prescribing to himself, then lost privileges.

I don't think it is outright illegal to prescribe yourself drugs. Judy discouraged.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 24 points 10 months ago

I don't think it is outright illegal to prescribe yourself drugs. Judy discouraged

Nah, it's super illegal. At least in the version of New Jersey the show takes place in.

They point that out a couple of times during the run of the series and if memory serves, that's actually one of the few crimes of his that he ALMOST gets in real trouble for.

That and stealing Wilson's prescription pad to make it seem like he's the one prescribing them. Which is of course a couple seperate crimes 😄

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

He did kind of sort of run a goddamn car through a house. Then he went to jail for exactly one fucking episode.

[-] jasondj@ttrpg.network 2 points 10 months ago

Was that the Lin Manual Miranda episode? Or was he in the rehab arc? It’s been so long.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It was a big season finale, i think leading to the second to last season? He drove his car into Cuttys house and went to jail but then they released him on a work release program right back to the hosptial.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Admittedly I haven't put that much effort into this search, but I am surprised to learn that the real life New Jersey apparently does not have this law in the criminal code. Most other places do though!

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I agree. We basically need this format, but for House:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4stVVsKVRA

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