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[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Let's see his investment portfolio.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure I've bought a product owned by Nestle in the past year. Does that make me a monster?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 9 months ago

Here's what I don't get. You can get "ethical" investments, that avoid all the really horrible companies, land mine manufacturers, Nestle, etc, and those investment packages have less returns.

But why can't you get a package with only the awful companies in it, that gives more returns?

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

You can. It's called Goldman Sachs Mutual Fund.

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