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[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 59 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Basically every videogame movie is produced the same way: take an unrelated generic script, slap the game branding on it, ship it out.

See: Doom, Borderlands, Resident Evil, Street Fighter (Rip. Raul Julia), the super mario bros, Monster Hunter, Tekken, Prince of Persia, BloodRayne...

The first hitman movie was at least... like, kinda fun? Bad movie but we stan an ace king.

We stan an ace king, indeed.

[-] Dookieman12@piefed.social 32 points 14 hours ago

Half of those movies were directed by the same person, Uwe Boll.

[-] Walk_blesseD 3 points 9 hours ago

Careful now, don't talk shit about him or he'll challenge you to a fight (unless he thinks he might lose)

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

I think he only happened to Bloodrayne?

[-] wopalopa@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

he is, resident evil and monster hunter directed by paul ws anderson. there's tendency some directors bought game film right in bulk to cash in from the fans

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 14 hours ago

I honestly enjoyed Super Mario Bros. Sure it only had like 10% in common with the games but seeing Toad being turned into a Goomba was hilarious. Street Fighter was also pretty great just for Raul Julia's bombastic acting alone. Seeing these creative liberties being taken can be infuriating at first but after the dust settles they can still be fun to watch if only to see how much of a trainwreck they can be.

Fuck anything by Uwe Boll though. He was an asshole and his movies were always painful to watch.

[-] JusticeForPorygon 7 points 13 hours ago

It might have been that the Mario movie was made by Illumination so I had almost no expectations going in but I did really enjoy it way more than I was expecting.

It's kinda weird how that company is definitely capable of producing a good movie and they've demonstrated that a few times but they kinda just choose not to

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 points 12 hours ago

They're talking about the Super Mario Bros movie from 1993 with Bob Hoskins. It was a dark dystopian cyberpunk movie.

[-] JusticeForPorygon 6 points 12 hours ago

Oh whoops.

I love that move too tbh

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Super Mario Bros is a high budget B-movie and it's pretty charming for that. I enjoyed much of it, but I also kept reflexively punching the friend who made me watch the damn thing so idk if that's a positive review or not. It's a bad movie, but bad movies can be fun. Plus, "Monkey!" is perhaps the greatest line ever penned.

I agree there's plenty of aspects in just about any movie to enjoy, especially for the meme value - I enjoy the hell out of James Marsters as King Piccolo in DragonBall: Evolution, he fucking nailed that role (I'm so funny). The movie is almost objectively trash though.

[-] Sly2@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

Let's not kid ourselves most games have a pretty generic story.

[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Street Fighter wasn't just a generic script, it was a GI Joe script for a live action adaptation that hadn't gone through. I wanna say they only got the Street Fighter license in order to salvage the project.

Apparently the Mario Bros Movie actually had a good script that was much closer to source material, only for the directors to throw it out because they don't do fantasy, only cyberpunk.

Prince of Persia was at least partially written by Jordan Mechner, the creator of the series. Three other writers also got writing credits as well, but my understanding is that Mechner was involved throughout the process. Which is crazy because of just how bad it is compared to the Sands of Time.

Similarly, Wing Commander was written and directed by Chris Roberts, which makes me wonder how he could get so much wrong. Though in retrospect, I'm kind of surprised it came out at all.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 13 hours ago

do not even get me started on the Sonic movies

[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

They course-corrected well enough.

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