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[-] BigMuffN69@awful.systems 13 points 1 day ago

“ Not all self-models are sentience. A thermo- stat has a feedback loop. A PID controller models its own error history. Neither is sentient. The question is what makes the difference, and the answer is representational capacity.”

Absolute cop out. My thermostat has a lil computer capable of executing code. If i give it enough memory and time, it is capable of running any program. If you are going to bite this bullet, like you actually have to address this shit, or say fine fuck it, your ti-89 and samsung fridge are sentient. Just because they arent currently running the right program is silly.

Also they argue mysticism about natural language creates sentience so i guess before humans sentient creatures didnt exist 🫠

[-] thorne@rants.au 2 points 23 hours ago

@BigMuffN69 Cognitive science does not have a working definition for ‘intelligence’ or ‘sentience’. We can define ‘consciousness’ circularly in terms of GCS score, but that’s the same approach as defining intelligence in terms of its role in a Turing test.
Anyone who claims to have a functional definition for any of these terms is trying to sell you something.
When (if) this actually changes, it will be massive, significant world news.
Until that time, it’s a useful metric for spotting con-artists and morons.

[-] joXn@wandering.shop 9 points 1 day ago

@BigMuffN69 Thomas Metzinger (“Being No-One: The Self-Model Theory of Subjectivity”, 2004) also argues representational capacity is required for consciousness, but in a much more principled manner and with many examples, at length. I notice they don’t reference that book, or indeed any book that’s younger than 75 years old. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] simonbp@social.linux.pizza 6 points 1 day ago

@BigMuffN69 @Amoeba_Girl My old thermostat ran a feedback loop with a bimetallic strip and a mercury switch. Was it sentient?

It was certainly more reliable than an LLM.

[-] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 9 hours ago

You can't just go around telling people that their loop isn't strange enough

[-] BillySmith@social.coop 2 points 1 day ago

@simonbp @BigMuffN69 @Amoeba_Girl

According to the Animist's, everything is sapient to differing degree's. :D

[-] Alephwyr@chitter.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

@BigMuffN69 @Amoeba_Girl A thermostat has less moral significance than a human, but not infinitely less, and this is subject to change. The notion of fluid boundaries between degrees of moral patiency imply fluid boundaries in capacity to formulate and practice moral rules, and accepting this would conjure a more or less continuous ontological crisis in people proportional to their traditional seriousness.

[-] Arpie4Math@mathstodon.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

@BigMuffN69 @Amoeba_Girl I think a sentient system (1) has a memory of experience (2) uses that updating memory to color the signal from its sensorium on a partial order and (3) takes action seeking better outcomes on that partial order. Evolution would favor (3) aligning with being healthy, cautious, and successful at reproduction but that’s outside the definition.

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