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[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 162 points 1 month ago

So Charlie Kirk, J. D. Vance, and Donald Trump walk into a gas champer and get raped...

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 60 points 1 month ago

I love stories with happy endings!

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago

Plot twist, no-one else was in the chamber. They did it to each other.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

I'm kinda impressed they managed a triangle of non consent.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Charlie Kirk any more."

[-] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago

That's it, the freedom committee decided you're not bald eagle enough and are no longer welcome in the land of cholesterol.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

but i was just going to cross the border for my monthly lard pickup

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

This one is a fine joke and makes a point, but let's not take it farther. Normalizing this nazi shit serves their agenda if it begins to disconnect from one-off commentary on their speech.

[-] Lyra_Lycan 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Trump by an anal fetishist using his tiny hands as dildos, Vance by a trans man's neodick and Kirk in the neckhole by... A duck jesus christ I feel like I just invented a sick version of Clue

this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
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