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[-] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 105 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

apparently his republican dad saw the circulating photos and asked his son to turn himself in. I doubt it had anything to do with the $100k reward

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 107 points 1 month ago

I like to think if I shot a right wing extremist troll, my dad would help me lay low instead of turning me in. But my dad is an aging hippy, not a maga hat worm brain.

[-] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 26 points 1 month ago

never underestimate republican selfishness and hypocrisy.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

If I did that, my brother would snitch on me so quick.

Then our whole family ends up in gitmo (we're not white), but hey, congrats on being a douchbag, big bro. Now we can all suffer together.

[-] Bms@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Id tell my son to get the fuck out of the country as soon as possible. Then call me from wherever he ends up.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

It'd probably be better for them not to call. If you're trying to hide, don't give them information on where you are.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago

I would think the dad doesn't really give a toss about politics and just didn't want to turn on the news and see his son to die in a police shootout.

[-] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 13 points 1 month ago
[-] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago

If recent events are anything to go by, the dad ain't ever getting that 100k.

[-] mere 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Holy shit that's fucked up. Man basically just killed his own child (or encouraged his child to kill himself) in exchange for $100k.

[-] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Quite common tbh, are there that many caring parents anymore

[-] OnlineWizard@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

So he's dad basically just sent him to die... I am almost certain they will be looking for death penalty and best case scenario it's a life imprisonment. That seems like a great dad :D

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