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[-] Gowron_Howard@lemmy.world 191 points 1 month ago

Now that he’s been identified as a Christian, I suspect that this will just be a big misunderstanding. A few hail Mary’s, a quick confession, and he’ll be absolved.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 125 points 1 month ago

I heard he was so trans that he transitioned from female to male by himself in utero.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago

You elicited the first giddy internet laugh I’ve had in ages

[-] bear 13 points 1 month ago

In utero hormones, what will they think of next?

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

They’ll completely ignore that and focus on the trans and other stuff they “found” engraved on the casings at the scene. This is now “trans people are violent, trans supporters are violent.” And that will be the narrative

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 83 points 1 month ago

The marks on the casings have been released and there are zero references to anything trans. It was a lie that they will keep drip feeding their followers, but it literally does not exist.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Tell that to all the innocent law enforcement who looked at that last casing and became gay! How are they supposed to break this news to their wives and children?? Seriously, do they have to actually stop abusing them while they say it, or can they piecemeal it between blows? And what if they're drunk?? Does that mean they can't properly acknowledge to their family that they're gay and become double gay????

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Those damn gays and their gay spores! How are straight people supposed to be in love anymore!?

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 month ago

Apparently the trans thing was "TRN" which is an abbreviation for the ammo manufacturer lmao

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

We really didn't expect the ammosexuals to know about ammo manufacturers, did we?

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Well obviously not

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

The "transgender ideology" turned out to be the maker's marks from the manufacturer. I'm wondering whether I ought to be supporting this trans ammo company!

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

A tragedy really, why couldn't he be a black drag queen or some trans person, or at the very least gay in like a flashy and obvious way? At some point the good, honest people of America might start questioning who is actually the problem...

/s just in case it wasn't obvious.

[-] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 14 points 1 month ago

It's video games or probably masturbation that made him crazy! /s

[-] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Don't be absurd! It's the Rap music and trans pheromone mind control from chemtrails!

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

“Let’s talk about mental health”

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Well if the pedophile cultist christians are OK with it, then I guess he's forgiven, right?

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