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Anon hires a goth chick (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

Why not just hire somebody? Like, I get that it isn’t ideal, but if you’ve gone a quarter century without intimacy and you desire it, it can be obtained with a little cash and a week of research.

[-] malware@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

I've got a funny story about that. We tried to call hookers with the boys, but got some weird dudes saying that they're gonna fuck us up. A few days later they indeed fucked us up. It's still a fucking mystery to me how they found us. Anyhow, it's hard to find anyone to pay here. Best bet are girls that fuck around, but it requires them liking you first and also spending money, and I never really got past the liking part. Maybe it's different in other places, I dunno.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Young children don't have a drive for sex or intimacy (normally). Esentially (almost) everybody is aroace until puberty.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

This person isn’t a child, they’re 24.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

You said "quarter of a century", implying they're wanting it since their birth.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

I did not imply that at all. I said “ if you’ve gone a quarter century without intimacy and you desire it.” So, if 25 years pass and they desire, but are unable to obtain, a sexual encounter, they should simply hire someone rather than kill themselves, as the poster said they were considering.

I’m honestly at a loss for how you interpreted that as me saying they were looking for action as a child.

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