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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 104 points 3 days ago

Everyone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.

[-] pfwood178@sh.itjust.works 99 points 3 days ago

Everyone who deals with scientists knows they assume a perfectly spherical, frictionless, giraffe.

[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 47 points 3 days ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 days ago

lol a giraffe would never fit in my vacuum.

[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

You have to remember to take the Elephant out first.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

That was a snake.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I cant remember, what is the friction coefficient for a giraffe?

[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

I let one cut and the other gets to pick first.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.

[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 9 points 3 days ago

Kids are total commies.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Make sure to get the same number of spots too.

this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2025
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