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When I Realize I'm A Grownup
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this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2025
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The other side to that is realizing how sick you feel after eating three giant KitKats
Doesn’t matter. The fourth will put it right.
Goddammit I originally put four and then edited to three LMAO
And the fifth brings you back to upset tummy.
Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.
I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.
…and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…
...that's mostly due to it being undercooked (or cooked-just-right in my opinion), which i learned the hard way after binging on a giant bag and fearing i needed to rush to the hospital until an absurdly-long-winded bout of flatulence relieved the pressure...
...if you overcook your broccoli it doesn't have the same effect...
Dude, you know what's worse than trapped gas from broccoli? Trapped broccoli. Be careful.
Well being an adult is taking a giant bite through a bunch of giant kitkats, then putting the rest away for another day.
Just wait until you realise there are FOUR Kit Kats in the image!
I think there's actually five, haha