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[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 182 points 2 months ago
[-] scott@lemmy.org 101 points 2 months ago

I cannot for the life of me understand how someone could willingly boars one of those monstrosities

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 116 points 2 months ago
[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 42 points 1 month ago

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[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Wtf why are you commenting in braille?

Broken ascii art, lazily made only using braille chars.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

Spaces makes foolls of us all.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

How are they supposed to read that if they're blind, smh

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

With their fingers. Why do you think we invented touch screens.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Because computers were horny

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 7 points 1 month ago

oh my god first ever recorded event of ASCII art in lemmy

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

A masterpiece!

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[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago

Apart from the terrible environmental effects, they're a blast. I'm not in for slides and shit, but the full experience is generally really enjoyable. If you like to travel, it's also a good way to trial destinations before committing to a long vacation somewhere.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 months ago

Trial what destinations exactly? Arrive at Island port. Hecklers everywhere. Arrive at next Island. More hecklers. Rinse and repeat.

"Damn, I had a blast!"

I'm telling you, a Euro-trip on rail will net you more adventure and better pacing with vastly more interesting destination. Possibly even comfort, if you take sleeper trains.

I'm hoping they'll ban these cruise ships from the Mediterranean altogether.

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

What you explained is what I'd expect someone who's never been on a cruise before to describe a cruise. Sure, there's hecklers at the port immediately off the boat. Walk out of that area and it goes away, like every tourist destination.

Most cruise stops that I've been on have been around 8 hours, which is ample time to experience a bit of a location. I have only been on two cruises, so I'm by no means a seasoned traveler.

Unfortunately, the Caribbean doesn't have a rail system between the islands, so boating is the main option. While most cruises aren't luxury, and to get a suite is $$$, they are comfortable rides, almost assuredly more comfortable than a train, barring rough seas, which I've experienced once, and it wasn't that bad. They are slower than trains, but they have a dozen floors, 100 bars, pools, live entertainment, and a plethora of other things. I have enjoyed some of my at seas days more than some stops. Finally, vastly more interesting destinations is extremely subjective. There are cruises that go all over the world, so the number and choices of destinations is huge.

I'm not going to argue you least point. Like I first mentioned, they're terrible for the environment. All of my words above are just in response to, "why would anyone get one one of these", not to defend the existence of cruises.

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[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

It’s all about the attitude you have going into the trip, my friend. There will be hecklers wherever you go, if you set your mind to look for them.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Including Lemmy.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago

What is a heckler? Like the people who interrupt stand ups? I went on two cruises with my family when I was a kid. And I can assure you the only stand-up anyone experiences is on the ship in between ports.

[-] philthi@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I think they're referring to hawkers, or people on the streets harassing you to buy something. I don't know why everyone here is calling them hecklers and not confused by that.

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[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

I'd be concerned about the tusks, myself

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

you guys can afford these things?

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A week long cruise can be had all in for less than a couple thousand bucks. Not the cheapest vacation, but not the most expensive. One can spend way more depending on the room and any extras spent.

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[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 months ago

Cruises would be pretty interesting if once out at sea they released 30 wild boar.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

What about 50 of them? Or perhaps some number between those two numbers, inclusively?

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Depends, are the passengers permitted to bring assault-style rifles with high-capacity magazines?

[-] neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

They'd probably drown fairly quickly though. Unless they were Saltwater Boar.

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago
[-] scott@lemmy.org 3 points 1 month ago

Says someone with no anxiety disorder or awareness of the ecological harm they wreak

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[-] frezik@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They're a vacation where everything is taken care of for you. Find a spot, read a book, get all the drinks you want. Need food? Walk over to the chosen food place. Even with thousands of people on board, you can generally find a quiet spot with drinks.

There's all-inclusive resorts, yes, and I've found they're generally more expensive than cruises. If you make your resort hotel float, it's cheaper. I don't know why.

I'd only go anymore if it's a trip that would show things you generally can't see other ways, such as the coast of Alaska or Norway, or going through the Panama Canal. Caribbean cruises are an absolute waste.

[-] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago

There's all-inclusive resorts, yes, and I've found they're generally more expensive than cruises. If you make your resort hotel float, it's cheaper. I don't know why.

Because you can get away with following very few regulations if you’re in international waters, and pollute the shit out of the environment. Cruises are horrible, environmentally speaking.

My wife’s family loves cruises. I have made it very clear that I am morally opposed and will not join them on one, but her mom has tried to schedule a cruise as a family vacation anyway at least twice. I think she now finally understands I’m not going to be convinced by being told how much fun they are, after I outright said, “I understand they’re awesome, I’m sure I would love it, but I am not going to support that industry and its practices.”

At one point I honestly think she thought if she just got it scheduled and everyone else was onboard I’d come along. Fortunately she never got that far.

(I promise she’s actually a pretty cool person, I love my mother-in-law very much, but she can be stubborn.)

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[-] scott@lemmy.org 3 points 1 month ago

In addition to the stuff the other person said, they can also dodge labor laws and pay people substandard wages, providing inadequate health& safety benefits, and get you close to a high-value location without paying for real estate or contributing to the local tax base.

Cruises are bad. Period.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

there is absolutely nothing i find appealing about going to a theme park that's been crammed onto a boat and being surrounded by rich tourists and screaming kids. and of course someone picks up some exotic flu strain on an excursion and now the entire ship is sick.

thanks, but i'll pass

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[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’ve been invited on a few cruises.

I was in the navy, and immediately launch into a tirade about how top heavy and unsafe those things are.

“Well it’s never been a problem for us”

Okie dokie, I took statistics, so hard pass all the same :)

[-] erin 5 points 1 month ago

I mean the danger of capsizing in a cruise ship is vanishingly tiny, and the Navy has similarly top heavy vessels, like aircraft carriers. They have massive keels, and their displacement is so huge that rough seas mean almost nothing to them. You're far more likely to die in millions of more common activities than to a cruise ship capsizing. I don't really see how taking statistics is helping your argument at all, as statistics are on the cruise's side. Driving or riding in a car is far more dangerous.

Now, cruise ships suck for other reasons, like their exploitation of poor countries and massive carbon emissions. Arguing against cruise ships from a statistical safety standpoint is like arguing against airplanes because they could crash, regardless of how likely. The cruise ship excursions and activities on board are more dangerous than their seaworthiness.

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[-] NewDayRocks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Look at those water slides

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

It's not just willingly, people pay an exorbitant amount for the "privilege"...

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[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago

The OP is "just" reckless overconfidence. This is defiance against god.

[-] grissino@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

... which is the definition of hubris :p

[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

That's cool as hell and I'd love to get on it tbh.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

...that's not AI generated, is it?

[-] monotremata@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago

That looks to me like a drawing by the design/architecture team, but there is a real boat like that and it's a pretty close match for the design. Here's a video with drone footage from the launch; 1:39 you can see a view kinda similar to the drawing.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bw4_PUtqdF4

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Does it have the slides that terminate over the ocean?

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